Meh, I was bored. Chapter 8 of Hanahaki AU will probably be out in a couple of days. These are some of my favourite memes, eheh. And some I made myself. But...
It might be incorrect tho :)
Teacher: Aru, can you explain the properties of geometry?
Aru: *sweating bullets and super nervous*
Aru: Well, uh, first there's geome-try...
*inches towards the door*
Aru: Then geome-why...
*teacher is confuzzled*
Aru: Then it's geome-bye!
*slams the door shut behind her*
Teacher:
Teacher: wTf.
Aru: Aiden, truth or dare
Aiden: Truth
Aru: Do you want to kiss me?
Aiden:
Aiden: Dare
Aru: Okay, I dare you to kiss me
Aiden: Never have I ev-
Aru: tHaTS nOt THe gAme
*they're married in this one and have a kid in this one btw*
Kidnapper: I've got your daughter, pay me $50, 000 if you want her back
Aiden: *looks down at kid in his lap* My daughter? She's with me
Kidnapper: Then who just asked me for three bags of Swedish Fish and Lord of the Rings DVDs?
Aiden: Oh god, you've got my wife
Mini: Guys, what's a synonym for catastrophe?
Nikita: Disaster
Aiden: Chaos
Sheela: Calamity
Brynne: Aru
Aru:
Aru: I'm right here, y'know
Aiden: Uh, guys, are you sure this is safe?
Aru: *dangling over a cliff edge with a fraying rope*
Aru: Yup.
Aiden:
Aru: Okay, fine, I'm 100% sure...
Aiden: *relief*
Aru: ...that I'm 0% sure.
Mini: Do you realize that murder is a crime?
Aru: Show me the law.
Mini: *sends link*
Aru: I'm not reading that.
Aru: If Mini and I were drowning, who would you save first?
Brynne: You two can't swim?
Mini: It's a hypothetical question, just answer it!
Brynne: My time and effort.
Heh, yah. So, like, idk, two of those are mine and the rest of them are from the internet or elsewhere. If one of these was your original meme, I just didn't know where this was from.
C u soon!
-Tisha
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