Saul becomes a papa {Crack fic}

Saul cheats for Leeroy

Saul likes Leeroy now but Castiel didn't know. Dean was still mad that SAUL STOLE CAS!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Castiel wanted to tell Saul his dick was tiny as hell, but who cares. Saul approached Leeroy as Cas went to take the fattest shit ever.

"Hey bbg, I love you ;)"
"Ilyt wanna duke it out in the bathroom?"
"Okay"
So Leeroy and Saul had hot sex. Very steamy. Too bad Cas was taking a shit in the other stall, concerned. He didn't mind it at all when Dean pinned him down and they made out and also had hot steamy sex. I hate writing this. Help me.
Castiel missed dean's massive cock. Luckily he was done shitting when this happened.

Castiel and Saul both had something to hide now.