Autobot A-Z Fluff and NSFW Headcanons {Discontinued}

TFP Wheeljack (NSFW)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

~ Wheeljack might be rough around the edges but that doesn't mean he's bad at aftercare

~ He makes sure that you're not too sore before he gets cuddly, loving and flirtatious in a toned down way

~ Wheeljack is usually very horny, but if you’re too tired to continue he won't force you to; you mean the universe to him and he knows when to stop

~ Sometimes he'll give you a massage after sex, depending on how tired both of you are

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

~ Wheeljack's favorite body part of his own is his holoform's dick

~ His favorite part of you is your butt; he definitely loves to touch and squeeze it during the deed

~ Although he loves touching it during non sexual situations too

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

~ Wheeljack cums almost as much as Bulkhead; he's a close second when it comes to the amount of semen and/or transfluid he produces

~ His cum has a thin, watery yet creamy consistency to it

~ It's almost the same when he overloads from his spike and/or valve

~ Sometimes Wheeljack likes overloading all over you while he's his normal size

~ But when he's using his holoform he prefers to cum on your titties or in your mouth

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

~ Wheeljack has more than enough dirty secrets that he hasn't told anyone

~ One of those secrets is that he sometimes likes leaving a cybertronian sized bullet vibrator in his valve when he doesn't have to go anywhere, randomly turning it on and off via remote control throughout the day to edge himself

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

~ Wheeljack is definitely one of the more experienced Autobots when it comes to sex

~ Jackie's had plenty of partners during his life, but you’re his favorite

~ He knows how to pleasure you after a little trial and error; with time, he learns how to be gentle during sex

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

~ Wheeljack has a few favorite positions he loves to use when he's having sex with you

~ The jackhammer (#203), Descent (#485), Gimlet (#471) and Flexible beauty (#447)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

~ Depending on the situation, Wheeljack can be a little humorous during sex if either of you say something funny

~ However, he's usually mostly serious when he's making you feel good

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

~ Wheeljack's holoform has a medium layer of gray hair all the way up his legs, around his dick and balls that leads to a somewhat thin happy trail under his belly button