Autobot A-Z Fluff and NSFW Headcanons {Discontinued}

TFP Ultra Magnus (Fluff)

A = affection (how affectionate are they in day to day life? Do they show affection publicly or keep that more in private?)

~ Magnus tries his best to show affection for you, but isn't too sure how most of the time

~ When he does show affection for you, it's always in private; he won't even hold your hand in public

B = best memory (what is the best memory they have with you)

~ Magnus' best memory with you is when he first told you that he loved you

C = cat or dog person (this is pretty obvious)

~ Neither; Magnus doesn't like pets

D = dreams (what do they want to do in life?)

~ Magnus wants to go back to Cybertron and make his housing unit safe enough for you to live with him

E = evenings (how do they spend their evening? Do they go out? Do they read?)

~ Magnus likes going out on patrol with you

F = first date (what was it like?)

~ You asked Ratchet to groundbridge you and Magnus to some forest in Vermont during Autumn so that you both could have a picnic

G = giggle (what is their laugh like? What makes them laugh?)

~ Ultra Magnus has never laughed in his life

H = hugs (do they like hugs? What kind of hugs do they give?)

~ Magnus does like it when you hug him, but only in private

~ He usually only gives you side hugs unless you're sad or something

I = instrument (do they play an instrument?)

~ After Ultra Magnus found an old flute he's taught himself how to play it

J = joy (what brings them joy in life?)

~ You're the only person that brings him joy in life

K = kisses (what kind of kisser are they? Shy? Passionate?)

~ Ultra Magnus is a very shy kisser, especially if you kiss him on his holoform's lips

L = love (how do they act when they have a crush)

~ When Magnus had a crush on you he would either blush a lot whenever you were around or avoid you

M = movie (what’s their favourite movie to watch with you?)

~ Magnus likes watching Pride and Prejudice with you

N = no (what is their pet peeve?)

~ Magnus can't stand it when something is unorganized

O = occupation (what’s their dream job?)

~ Ultra Magnus wants to train Autobot recruits for the Elite Guard

P = parent (what kind of parent would they be?)

~ Magnus would be an extremely strict but caring parent

Q = questions (do they believe in the super natural? Aliens? Anything along those lines)

~ Ultra Magnus has always wondered how he can get the other Autobots to like him

R = romantic (are they romantic during the relationship?)

~ Magnus tries his best to be romantic but often fails

~ The most romantic thing he's done for you is give you flowers and your favorite candy on Valentine's Day

S = smile (what makes them smile without fail)

~ Magnus only smiles when you either fall asleep on his shoulder or his holoform's chest while the two of you are sleeping together

T = together (how clingy are they? How long do you two spend together per day on average)

~ Magnus isn't clingy at all

~ He likes spending at least five hours a day with you

U = unbearable (what habit do they have that’s unbearable?)

~ Ultra Magnus is far too serious and emotionally distant

V = videos (do they take lots of videos or photos during your relationship?)

~ Magnus doesn't take any photos or videos, but he's fine with you taking a few pictures during your relationship

W = wedding (what was the wedding like?)

~ You and Magnus had a very small wedding at the Autobot base

~ Magnus wore a medium blue tux and you wore a simple wedding gown with a simple veil

~ The other Autobots were using their holoforms and Optimus walked you down the aisle

~ When it was time for cake after the wedding you smashed some on Magnus' face

X = eXtra (what’s an interesting fact about them that they don’t tell anyone about?)

~ Ultra Magnus has a secret soft spot for Jack, Miko and Raf

Y = yuck (what do they hate? Could be a food, scent, word anything)

~ Magnus hates the scent of bacon

Z = zzzz (how heavy of a sleeper are they? How do they sleep? What mood do they wake up in? Really any sleeping headcanons)

~ Magnus is somewhat of a heavy sleeper

~ He sleeps on his back, even when you're sleeping with him

~ He wakes up in a neutral mood unless you're with him

~ After Magnus lost his right servo he had nightmares for an entire month