Many people protest outside a large building. Chanting 'Free the pigs'.
Marmalade: "That is an animal testing lab. Within, 200,000 helpless guinea pigs, all being poked and prodded by sadistic scientists."
Nigel: "This situation is worse than the time they did this to parrots."
Snake: "Guinea pigs, you say?"
Wolf: "Snake."
Marmalade: "We want you to rescue them. But this is a heist for good, so we brought something more friendly for you to wear."
Nigel: "Go on. Put them on."
Sulley: "You've got to be kidding me."
The limousine drives off leaving them dressed up in pajama like clothes.
Tarantula: "Well, there goes our street cred."
Piranha: "At least it's comfy."
Ralph: "Not for me. It's too tight."
Red: "And too itchy for me."
Wolf: "Okay guys focus. we need to distract that scientist. Shark, Murray, you're up."
Shark: "Copy that."
Murray: "Back in a flash."
They leave them.
Wolf: "Okay. We're gonna need a rope and a hook."
Snake: "I got this one."
Everyone: "What?"
Piranha: "You're volunteering?"
Skipper: "Well that's new."
Tarantula: "You've never volunteered for anything."
Snake: "Sure, I did. Right now."
Bentley: "But that doesn't..."
Snake: "Throw me up there. Giddy up!"
Wolf: "Really?"
Snake: "Yep. I'm 99% sure you can make it.
Wolf: "Okay."
Snake: "Let's do it!"
Sulley: "This is not gonna work."
Snake: "Quiet! Come on Wolf. Go for it."
Wolf starts swinging Snake like a lasso and aims for the window. Meanwhile, Shark and Murray walk towards the scientist disguised.
Shark (deep voice): "Hey there, son."
Murray (light voice): "How's work?"
Scientist: "Mom? Dad?"
Shark: "I know you've got an important job, but I hope you still have time for a catch with your parents."
The scientist gasps. Snake hits the window and slides down it. Before the scientist could look back, Shark and Murray grab his head.
Shark: "Hey, kiddo. You'll always be my special boy."
Snake hits the window again.
Murray: "We love you very much, son."
Scientist: "I've been waiting my entire life for this moment." He hugs them
Snake hits the window a third time.
Shark: "Okay. Now go long!" He throws the baseball down the hall and the scientist chases it. Shark and Murray quickly get Snake hooked onto the window and the others climb him.
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The Bad Guys Crossover
FanfictionA group of criminals cause trouble in a city mixed with humans and animals. When caught, a guinea pig named Professor Marmalade and his assistant Nigel the Cockatoo make a deal with the police and governor to help these criminals change their ways...