As two people pasts Lincoln's stand, he busts out his walkie-talkie.
Lincoln:Clyde, time to put Operation Pretend You've Never Met Me and Are Really Interested in My Stuff So Other People Will Buy It and Also Think of A Shorter Name For This Operation into action.
Clyde:Sorry, my walkie cut out. Can you repeat that?
Lincoln groans
Lincoln:Just get over here.
He notices a customer picking up his helmet.
Lincoln:Excellent choice, sir.Not only is that some state-of-the-art head protection...
He flips the helmet upside down
Lincoln:...it also doubles as a soup bowl.
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he customer puts the helmet back and turns to leave but gets startled when Clyde shows up.
Clyde:Whoa. Is this a genuine bowl-met?I've searched every garage sale in the state for one of these. How much do you want for it?
Lincoln:Hmm...five bucks.
Clyde:I'll give you ten.
Male Customer #1 takes back the helmet
Male Customer #1:Actually, I was about to buy that.
He pays Lincoln and walks off with the helmet.
Lincoln:Nice.
Lincoln rings a bell and writes something on the chalkboard.
Lincoln:Excellent work, Clyde.
Clyde:Thanks, Lincoln, for your next customer, I thought I'd break out the old English accent.Hullo, luv.
Lincoln:Sweet.No way my sisters are gonna be able to compete with me.
Clyde:I wouldn't be so sure. Looks like they've got some game too.
Lana at her stand
Lana:Exotic reptiles for sale!
A snake bites the customer's nose, causing him to flee.
Lana:Snake bite kits for sale!
Male Customer #2 comes back holding his nose in pain
Male Customer #2:Sold!
Lexi:Able to help you stretch out more.Stretching Band for Sale!
Female Customer #1:I'll take it.
Lucy:Candles. Cobwebs. Cauldrons.
Flip walks past
Flip:Rubbish.
Lucy takes out her crystal ball
Lucy:Free psychic reading with every purchase.
Flip:Free?Well, now you're speaking my language, little Psychic Girl. What's your cheapest item?
Lucy holds out a tiny skull with a candle in it and Flip takes it.
Lucy:And now, look into your future.
She gazes into her crystal ball
Lucy:Hmm.Business will be booming.
Flip chortles
Lisa:Expired chemicals!Buy one get one free!
Flip:Oh, did I hear free?
Lily speaks babble to another baby as she sells him an acorn.Leni is seen trying to sell the garage to a young couple.
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Loud House + Oc
Fanfiction1 boy,11 girls My oc is the dancer of the family.She was born after Lynn
Come Sale Away
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