Only if I'm not dead by June ✨- dsmp highschool au

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TW: swearing, kissing? And mentions of cigarettes (do I need a TW for that?)

-Quackity pov-

I was minding my own business, just wondering if I have leftover things that I could sell in my locker since I'm low on stock. But then I felt someone placing their chin onto my shoulder, that could only be one person that is tall enough to do that and would do it, Wilbur.

"What do you want, Will?"

"Nothing, just checking on my dearest Quackity. Is it illegal to check on my boyf-."

"Shut up." I said pulling him down and covering his mouth, "we are in the school hallways, which means anyone could hear us."

"If you can check if you have random substances in your locker which I won't ask what it could be, we could have a lovely chat in front of your locker." He argued jokingly.

"You know what I'm talking about Will."

"It's not like anyone else is here," he said looking at me, then kissing my forehead.

"Shut up, I hate you." I said flustered, someone is going to catch us if he keeps doing this. I swear to god if he wasn't this handsome I'm going to kill him and his whole family. Well, maybe not his whole family since I'm terrified of Techno.

"Mhm sure, totally looks like it." He said, dragging out the sure. If I didn't he wasn't Wilbur, I would have smacked him with my English book, the hardcover one.

"Haiya Quackity!" I heard a voice behind us, is that Sapnap?

I turn around still blushing.

"Uhm ... who's this?" Dream asked.

"That's none of your business." I snapped, out of the whole day they chose to come now?

"Oooo, Big Q got himself a tall ass boyfriend, holy shit is he that tall? He's even taller than Dreamie boy - he's almost as tall as that Ranboo kid in the grade below us, how tall is he, 6'4?" Oh shit- is it that obvious?

"I'm actually 6'5." Wilbur said as he spun around.

He looked at the two confused as to why they just appeared out of nowhere.

"Uhhh, you are?" Dream asked, trying to figure out who he is, has he seriously never seen Wilbur before in his whole 7 years at this school?

"Wilbur." Will said, still confused.

"Do I know you from somewhere? Or does anyone in this school look remotely like you? I swear you look familiar." Dream tilted his head still trying to figure out who he is.

"You're probably hallucinating again, Dream." Sap told Dream, "Stop looking at him like he's an ancient artefact or something, plus what happened to George?" Does Sapnap know that Dream and George dated? Probably.

"Uhm, I'm Techno's twin, does that help?" Will said confused, why is dream looking at him like that? If he wants to steal my man, I will beat him up with no hesitation, with my whole backpack full of hardcover books.

"Ohhhhhhh, that's who you look like, you do have the same face, your hair is different though, and your styles."

"Dream stay on topic."

"Oh yeah, sorry."

"Uhm, I'll just go." Wilbur said awkwardly.

"Oh ok, text me later." I said, damn it now Will's gone.

----------timeskip till they finish the conversation----------

Why do they want to know about Valishia's past purchases? Are they stalking her or something? Wait.... she's Dream's ex that's probably why, I'm praying that Dream's family survives, or well his cat. I know my cousin, and she will definitely find a way to make his life hell until she finds someone else (which isn't likely since no one wants to date her 'cause she's like a bad omen). Did I mention that she's my cousin? Horrifying that one. I'm glad I'll never have to deal with it or worry about it.