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Charmy: Which country has the most birds?

Charmy: Portu-geese!

Espio: That's a language.

Charmy: Portu-gull?

Espio: Good recovery.

Knuckles: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Ray: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?


Fang: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Bark: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.


Bean, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Espio: ....

Bean: *lip smack*


Ray: Fang, please calm down.

Fang: I asked for two large fries!

Fang: *dumps fries onto table*

Fang: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!


Bean: Okay, what does A stand for?

Charmy: Arson.

Bean: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Charmy: Barson.

Espio: *laughter*

Bean: What stands for C?

Charmy: Commit arson.

Espio: Oooo. 

Bean: D!

Charmy: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Espio: *more laughter*


Fang: We need to open this locked door. Knuckles, give me your credit card.

Knuckles: Here.

Fang, pocketing it: Thanks. Mighty, break down the door.


Fang: How does one turn their emotions off?

Bean: Okay, so first go to settings.

Bean: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.

Fang: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?


Espio: Rules were made to be broken.

Charmy: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Bean: Uh, piñatas.

Knuckles: Glow sticks.

Fang: Karate boards.

Ray: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Espio: Rules.

Charmy:

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