(art not by me)
Blaze, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Rouge: Hey.
Knuckles: Hi.
Surge: Hello.
Silver: Hey!
Blaze: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Shadow: We were out of Doritos.
Kit: You're giving me a sticker?
Whisper: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Kit: I'm not a preschooler.
Whisper: Fine, I'll take it back-
Kit: I earned this, back off!
Shadow: You're a lying piece of shit!
Surge: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Tangle: I'm leaving and I'm taking Whisper with me!
Rouge, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
Whisper: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Amy: No... well, their slowness.
Whisper: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Whisper: Now I have a plan.
Whisper: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Tails: I want a trip down memory lane.
Belle: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Tails's lap*
Belle: I heard you needed these?
Tails: YES! ALL OF THEM!
Blaze: Yesterday, I overheard Silver saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Rouge replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Knuckles: *dies*
Marine: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Sonic: Bullshit. One month.
Tails: Nah, half a month.
Silver, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KNUCKLES JUST DIED!
Belle, scratching chin in thought: One week.
Whisper: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Kit: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Whisper: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
Kit: You take that back!!!
Whisper: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
Surge: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
Shadow: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Surge: They're not.
Shadow: Haha, very funny.
Surge: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Shadow: No... what happened?
Surge: ...Why would you fall for this again-
Rouge: Why are you drinking?
Whisper: I drink when I'm depressed.
Rouge: But you're always drinking?
Whisper: *smug grin*
Shadow: We need a plan to beat them.
Whisper: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Shadow:
Whisper: Judge me all you want, I get results.
