Witless Protection

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"Hey hey, check it out those guys are coming out of the athletic authority." Jack Says

"Sweet! Must be their annual ski mask sale." Jerry Says, as everyone rolled their eyes.

"Jerry, those are robbers!" One of the men stops and looks at them before he runs off, "Hurry up open the
door, we gotta stop 'em." Jack Says, as they all tug on the door trying to pry it open.

"I'll get the key." Rudy Says

Rudy starts gagging up, they all turn to look at him. Soon all the keys comes out his mouth, then sorts through it.

"Car key, key to the riding mower. Oh, anybody want a jelly bean? No? Okay." Rudy Says, as he ate the jellybean.

A few short minutes later Rudy finally found the key and unlocked the door, Jack called the cops over to tell them what they all had witnessed tonight.

The lead detective was questioning Jerry and Abigail, as the others were talking to the sketch artist.

"Any details about the way he looked will help our sketch artist?" He Asked

"Okay well he was-" Abigail Says, but Jerry cuts her off.

"It's okay Abigail I've got this." Jerry Says

"No Jerry I was just going to tell.." Abigail Says

"Oh, there was something, yeah, in the middle of his face he had this mound of flesh that had two holes in it." Jerry Says, as Abigail rubs her forehead in annoyance.

"You mean a nose?" He Says

"You are good." Jerry Says

"Guys, we told the sketch artist what he looked like,
and he drew a really good likeness of him." Jack Says

"Don't need it, I drew it myself. Detective, this is your man." Rudy Says, holding up a badly sketched picture of the crook.

"I can't tell if you were trying to draw the criminal or Shrek." Abigail Says, as Rudy looks at his drawing.

"Or you could look for this guy." Kim Says, showing a nicely drawn sketch of the criminal.

"Yeah. Good luck fishing in the dark with that mess." Rudy Scoffed

"That's Benny the Blade, we've been trying to
put him away for years. But nobody's ever been brave enough to point the finger at him." He Says

"Not until Rudy Gillespie came along!" He gloated, "
"You see this finger? It was born to do two things,
and one of them is point at bad guys." He Says

"What's the other thing?" Milton Questioned

"I don't feel comfortable saying it in front of the cop." Rudy Says

POLICE STATION

The next day the detective called them all in, to identify the suspect.

"We arrested the suspect, now we just need you to identify him." He Says

"So wait can they see us?" Abigail Asks, looking through the glass at all the suspects.

"Oh I know how this works, this is two-way glass,
Benny can't see us." Milton Reassured

"You know, this is kinda exciting." Jack Says

"I know. No one has ever identified this guy because he's so dangerous." Kim Says

"Not till Rudy J. Gillespie came along, the "J" stands for justice." He Says

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