"a second chance, in another place" (bfb/ii crossover)

CHAPTER 1: a bfb

Ow......
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My head hurts......
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Am I alive?.....
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...why?.....

How am I??.......
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Bloody hell, my body feels numb...
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I slowly opened my eyes and was hit with a bright light, I shield my eyes with my arm.

Where even am I? I slowly sat up and looked around, it looked likes some sort of diner.
On the right, it looked like some fashion boutique. A very very pink boutique, weird but alright.
I kept looking around when-

"Oh, you're awake!"

I jumped and turned to the unknown voice, it was a man with tealish-green hair with a navy blue mechanic jumpsuit, with a white shirt underneath.
And he seemed to be covered in oil.... Hm, he stood up and walked over to me.

"My name is balloony, and your at gelatin's diner" he raised his hand for me to shake. I was unsure at first but soon took it, he smiled. Weirdo.

"Taco", He gave me a wide eye expression, then said.

"Funny, a girl here is also named taco. Heh, I guess blocky was right. taco 2.o."

I just stared at him while he giggled to himself.

"So, what are you working on? You're covered in a bit of oil"

"Oh well, you see there was a robot next to you near the shore. Blocky and woody dragged it here with you"

"Uh huh, so who is this blocky person"

He was about to say something but then we heard a door open. I turned to see a redhead and a light brunette hair boy. The brunette seemed to have a few bandages on him while Mr redhead had a bit more.

What trouble have gotten into??

The redhead seemed to notice me and made his way over. He leaned over and opened his mouth.

"Welcome to gelatin's diner taco 2.o, I'm blocky and that's woody over by the door" he kept blabbing on. So, these two nut job's found me?
Then how did they get to roughed up?

"How you boys get roughed up already!?!? BLOCKY WHAT DID YOU DRAG MY SON INTO!?!?!"

Balloony yelled as he stormed his way to blocky in raged. My best guess that he would have been dead if it wasn't for woody.
I would of enjoyed that, seeing a corpse here.

Sheesh, I have such dark thoughts. Woody was moved out of the way by balloony as he starts to scold blocky. Woody kept trying to defend Blocky, or that's what I'm seeing, This is funny.
I wonder what's gonna happen next-

"CHICKEN LEG!!!"

I instantly covered my mouth, me and my HUGE FUCKING MOUTH!!!! They all stared at me, with wide eyed confused expression. I couldn't help but turn red in embarrassment.

"Do you want chicken or...?" Blocky asked.

"No no.... It just a stupid little tick I have..."

He nodded and tried to leave while balloony was occupied, but he fails and got caught by him and continued getting scolded. Pity....

Woody walked over and sat next to me, he gave a shy smile.

"You have a nice accent" he complemented, I just nodded as kept quiet. Look, I'm not talking to a stranger even tho I just did that earlier,
Then something pop in my mind.

"Your father, balloony right? He said that there was another girl that goes by the name "taco". May I meet her?"

He nodded, he got up, made his way to blocky who was just finished being scolded, and dragged him out.
Balloony sighed and went back to his original spot, he said that he was working on a robot earlier. Was it mepad?

I got up and checked, and it was most definitely mepad. He was turned off but his back was wide open with balloony hands in there. Pulling wires, circuits, bolts, and a tea bag? How did that get in there?
Balloony looked confused as I was, but kept working on it.
He seemed focused in his worked, but kept making a few mistakes.

"That doesn't go there" I spoke up, he looked at me. I made him scoot away a bit, I dug my small arms in there and grabbed a red wire.

"This program is a bit different, it took a while for me to even figure this out. You have to place the wires with the opposite colour, so the red goes to the blue" I explained.
I spent the next hour teaching him the correct way to re-wire this unusual bot.

I asked why he had the oil, and he said that it wasn't oil. He didn't know what's it was called but it's something that this "golfball" person created to work on robots. She gave some to him incase if "roboty" broke down again, he hasn't used it since he got eliminated.

"Eliminated?"

"Yeah, all of us here and some other people were in a show called bfb, we competed in challenge and the team who lost will got to the elimination area and get a member voted off".

That sounds awfully like inanimate insanity. Gosh, the memories of the final two were horrible. What I did to them and mic....

"What's wrong?" He asked, I stayed quiet but soon I asked.

"Why are you nice to me? We're strangers and we only met like an hour".

"Well..." He paused to think. "You were hurt, your face was bruised and bloody, and you had cuts on your wrist. I couldn't help but feel pity" he said.
Pity?
Why give me your pity.
I don't need it.
Not after all the damage I cause.

"Your a great father, y'know that right?"

"I tried to be, I the oldest one here. So I try to keep things subtle. Blocky and woody came every few seconds to see if you would wake up"

"Do you have a wife?"

"Not really..."

I stared at him with confusion, I was trying to piece things together. And soon got my answers.

"I'm gay-"

"ARE YOU GAY?!"

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We both stared at eachother in silence, then burst into laughter. It was the first time I laughed in years!! I felt so happy, just like when I was with pickle...

Pickle...

I stop laughing and started to think. What if I didn't lie, what if i hadn't been so selfish.
Would this be us?
Soon, my train of thought and laughter ended as we heard the door open.

We looked over and saw blocky and woody, with....

Me?

(So sorry it took so long, was it a good chapter?)