Chapter one ➿

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Also before we start, joe Biden is currently in an ab\/sive relationship with Donald trump

Joe biden woke up
(He lives in White House btw)
He got up and prepared to take a walk in the park. Trump was still asleep, so joe could sneak out of the White House very easily. Joe Biden put on his skirt and crop top
Here is what is would look like:

 Joe Biden put on his skirt and crop topHere is what is would look like:

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Joe walked outside, enjoying the fresh air

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Joe walked outside, enjoying the fresh air. He decided to take the long way to the park, so then he could stop by the hotdog stand and grab a snack. Joe skipped his way down the street (where the cars are) receiving confused looks from other people walking on the sidewalk. After getting hit by 3 cars, Joe reached the hotdog stand. "Hi-" Joe dropped his wallet. There was a man there. The hottest🥵 sexiest 😩 man Joe had ever seen. It was Steve Harvey 🥴😍

"I would like a-a your hotdog- I mean can I have a hotdog pwease 🥺🫥"Joe Biden said his voice quavering. Steve smiled at him and gave him a hot dog with ketchup. Joe blushed and walked away timidly in the direction of the park.

Omg he was so sexy and hot and sexy, Joe thought as he walked in the park. He was so distracted by Steve Harvey's beauty that he accidentally ran into someone.

"In so sorry I did not mean to do that-" joe said
Then he looked up to see Shrek. Joe was so turned on by shrieks sexyness that he passed out.

Joe woke up in the hospital and saw Shrek and Steve Harvey in the room with him. He smiled and blushed. " why did you pass out, princess?" Shrek said in his husky voice

Joe blushed even more when Steve Harvey started carassing his hair.

suddenly joe turned his head to the hallway. Someone was yelling "make America great again"

"Quick you need to leave, my boyfriend is here!" Joe screamed. Shrek and Steve kissed him farewell and jumped out the window.

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