The Horrible Play

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Katara: Well, that's just silly. I don't sound like that.

Toph: *chuckles* Oh, man, this writer's a genius.

"Katara": (sees giant ice) It appears to be someone frozen in ice, perhaps for 100 years.

"Sokka": But who? Who is the boy in the iceberg?

"Katara": Waterbend! Hi-ya! ("Aang" jumps out from the ice) Who are you, frozen boy?

"Aang": *laughs* I'm the Avatar, silly, here to spread joy and fun.

Aang: Wait, is that a woman playing me?

Suddenly "Appa" jumps out and starts running around on the stage making weird growling noises.

"Katara": *gasps* An Airbender. My heart is so full of hope that it's making me tear-bend. (grabs "Aang's" leg and starts sobbing)

"Sokka": My stomach is so empty that it's making me tear-bend. (also grabs "Aang's" leg and starts sobbing) I need meat!

"Aang": *gasps* But wait, is that a platter of meaty dumplings?

"Sokka": Ooh, where, where?

"Aang": *laughs* Did I mention that I'm an incurable prankster?

Aang: I don't do that. That's not what I'm like. And I'm not a woman.

Toph: *laughs* Oh, they nailed you, Twinkle-Toes.

"Iroh": Prince Zuko, you must try this cake.

"Zuko": I don't have time to stuff my face. I must capture the Avatar and regain my honor.

"Iroh": Well, while you do that, maybe I'll capture another slice. (eats the fake cake)

"Zuko": You sicken me.

Zuko: They make me look totally stiff and humorless.

Katara: Actually, I think that actor's pretty spot-on.

Zuko: How could you say that?!

"Iroh": Let's forget about the Avatar and get massages.

"Zuko": How could you say that?!


{Scene 2: Southern Air Temple}

"Aang": Hey, look. I think I found something. It's a flying rabbit monkey. I think I'll name him Momo. *laughs*

"Momo": Hi, everybody. I love you. (audience laughs)


{Scene 3: Kiyoshi Island}

"Sokka": Does this dress make my butt look fat? (Suki and audience laughs)


(Scene 4: Omashu}

"Bumi": Riddles and challenges must you face if you are ever to leave this place. *laughs*

As "Katara" was getting stuck in a crystal.



{Scene 5: Pirates}

"Aang", "Katara", and "Sokka" were getting attacked by pirates but they were able to sneak away.

"Sokka": Why did you have to steal the waterbending scroll?

"Katara": *sobs* I just gave me so much hope.



{Scene 6: Aang's Capture}

"Aang" was chained up while "Zuko" and his guards were watching him.

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