The Balls Family - Autobiography

Chapter 3: Barballs Gets Lost 😱😱😱

"There there, it's okay Big Balls!" Mommy Balls came out of her room, finished from another day of writing smut fanfiction and getting 46251728ruwhs8494 dollars for it daily. They got out a step ladder and climbed to the very top of it to pat Big Balls' head.

"ITS FUCKING NOT FUCKING OKAY GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I REALLY FUCKING NEEDED THAT FUCKING CAMERA BECAUSE YOU FUCKING YOU FUCKING KNOW FUCKING WHAT? FUCKING OZZYWOZZY AND  FUCKING FIZZYWIZZYPOP WERE FUCKING DOING A FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING KINKY FUCKING SHIT AND I FUCKING HAD TO FUCKING SEE ALL OF FUCKING THAT FUCKING SHIT AND I FUCKING HATED THAT AND FUCKING NOWMY FUCKING EYES ARE FUCKING BURNT AND FUCKING NEED FUCKING BLEACH BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN NEVER FUCKING RECOVER FROM THAT FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT FUCKING SHIT WAS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE AND FUCKING NOW MY FUCKING OLD FUCKING CAMERA IS FUCKING CURSED AND I FUCKING HATE FUCKING LIFE AND FUCKING NOW THIS FUCKING CAMERA IS FUCKING BROKEN BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING HEIGHT LIKE FUCKING HELL FUCKING OH MY FUCKING GOD," Big Balls screamed and cried and wailed and emoed.😰😰😰🥶🥶🥶😥😥😓😓😓😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️🤬🤬😱😱😭😭😖😖😣😣🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡

"There there," Mommy Balls patted Big Balls' head even more. 😊😊

"By the way do you know where Barballs is?" Daddy Balls asked Mommy Balls. "I almost forgot that I needed to give them the groceries that he asked for."😊😊😍😍😚😚🥰🥰😋😋

"No I didn't, I've been writing fanfiction all day, although I did hear lots of suspicious noises coming from her room..." 🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐😏😏

"That was me, BUT LIKE NOT ME AS IN LIKE- I was filming porno for Ozzywozzy and FizzyWizzyPop... BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME BECAUSE THEY'RE 🤭🌸🌈💗✨nEwLy WeDs✨💗🌸🌈🤭," Big Balls said.

"Oh my fucking god..." Daddy Balls moved on. "Why were you doing that shit in Barballs' bedroom anyway?" 🤨🤨🤨

"Hey, it's not my fault he has the biggest and fluffiest bed! I just had to!" Big Balls justified themselves. "Don't act like you and Mommy Balls haven't done some sussy wussy things on that bed too 🤨🤨🤨😒😒😒."

"AT LEAST WE CLEAN UP." Mommy Balls exclaimed.

"S T I L L DOESN'T EXCUSE ANYTHING!"

"Okay this doesn't explain anything..." Daddy Balls smacked their forehead. "When's the last time anyone saw Barballs?"

"I saw them consuming sugar in the kitchen like it was the last-" Big Balls said.

"Not letting you finish that sentence," Daddy Balls interrupted him. 

"Do you think she had a sugar rush and raced out of the house?" Mommy Balls said worriedly.

"Nah, it's not like she's done that since... Saturday..." Daddy Balls put on his boots. "We should probably start searching."

"Do you think she's hooking up with-" Big Balls suggested.

"THEY WOULD NEVER," Mommy Balls interrupted him. Big Balls turned emo.

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"Listen here you short fucking lesbian ass you're going to sit still and be a good fucking demon or else things are going to get bloody and if that's a kink of yours then pretend I never said that." OzzyWozzy growled like a sussy wussy baka furry in the shadows. 😨😨😨😨😳😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬😈😈😈

"Please, I just want to curse people and have sugar rushes!! 🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹😰😰😰" Barballs cried.

"Look, this isn't against you! 😊😊😊☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰🥰" FizzyWizzyPop also emerged from the shadows. (OH DAMN NOT THAT HORNY CLOWN ASS AGAIN.) "It's against YOUR FUCKING BROTHER. DO YOU SEE THIS LOW QUALITY 144P PORNO HE FILMED OF ME AND MY SKRUNKLYPOP SUNSHINE MCNUGGET?? THEY NEED TO PAY. 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😈😈😈😈😈🥵🥵🥵🥵🤬🤬🤬🤬🥶🥶🥶😳😳😤😤😤😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬🤬😣😣🤬🤬🤬"

"WHY'D YOU KIDNAP ME THEN??" Barballs screamed at the top of their lungs and ended up making OzzyWozzy and FizzyWizzyPop almost deaf. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😀😀😀😀🥹🥹☺️☺️😉😉😉🥹🥹🥹

"Well, you know..." OzzyWozzy looked at Barballs.

"You're super short and gullible and naïve and a lesbian dumbass! You're easy to kidnap and use as a bargaining tool too! Big Balls has too much of a massive balls, sorry honey yours is so much more massive I promise, and is over 12 feet tall, Daddy Balls would murder us mercilessly and Mommy Balls writes smut about both of us. Creepy," FizzyWizzyPop finished for OzzyWozzy. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

"DON'T INSULT MOMMY BALLS' WORK!!!!!" Barballs shrieked again. This time OzzyWozzy and FizzyWizzyPop fainted from the scream. 😱😱😱😱😱😱🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪

During this time the whole Balls Family was feeling angstyxious and emopressed. 

"Where could small balls Barballs have gone?!?!?!" Big Balls cried dramatically. Suddenly, he got a phone call from Boxxie and Billie. (OMG! GUYS ITS THE FAMOUS BOXXIE AND BILLIE COUPLE 😊😊☺️☺️☺️😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘💗💗💗💖💖💖💘💘💕💞💝🌸🌸)

"BIG BALLS WTF DID YOU DO?!?!" Billie's screechy Southern accent screamed into the speaker. 

"W-w-wh-wh-wha-wha-wha-w-wh-w-w-what d-d-d-o yo-y-y-y-yo-you m-m-m-e-me-me-mean...........................?" Big Balls shivered. The angstyxious and emopressed had affected him the most. 😞😞😔😔😔😟😟😟😰😰😰😓😓😓😓😥😥😥😥☹️☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😣😣😣😖😖😖😖😖😖

"IT'S ALL OVER BALLSAGRAM! YOU FUCKED UP OZZYWOZZY AND FIZZYWIZZYPOP'S PORNO FOR THEIR WEDDING NIGHT AND THEY MADE A POST ABOUT HOW IF YOU DONT FILM A NEW PORNO FOR THEM IN FIVE SECONDS THEY'LL BRUTALLY MURDER BARBALLS!!!"

"HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET TO WHERE EVER THEY ARE IN FIVE SECONDS?!?!" Mommy Balls shrieked.

But you see... anything is possible with the power of love... and big balls energy. Big Balls knew what he had to do. With his massive dick he was going to slow down time for him do he could steal a new camera and film the best porno for OzzyWozzy and FizzyWizzyPop they had ever seen!!!! Because that's just how big balls energy works 😊😊☺️☺️☺️😌😌😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😛😛😋😋😚😙😗😝🤪🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Big Balls magically learned where OzzyWozzy and FizzyWizzyPop were hiding ✨✨✨✨and filmed a new 1444p quality porno for them, Barballs returned home and got their cocaine AHEKAAHEJEMAHAJSEM sugar and Big Balls got a new cursed camera. 

In the end... everything was fine. Like always ✨✨✨🌸🌸🌸🌸🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘🌞🌞🌞😊😊😊😊😍😍😍😋😋😋🤪🤪🤪🤪