Remi Has Done The Unthinkable

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Asslo: Calm down, you sycophants.

John: ur one to talk asslo

Blyke: can someone tell me why i just heard a loud noise from john's room

Isen: what kind of noise? 😏

Blyke: like something hit the wall 😏

Isen: or the bed? 😏

Blyke: sera where r u

Sera: in my dorm u morons im not gonna beat up john

Isen: u sure bout dat???? 😏

Blyke: im pretty sure i heard john moan 💀

Blyke: yup i did

Remi: F for Blyke

Sera: F

Isen: F

Blyke: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

John: THAT WAS MY DRESSER CREAKING BLYKE YOU WEIRDO

John: the thud you heard was the bottom draw falling out

Blyke: mmhmm shore

Blyke: isen?

Isen: detective isen says negative, the defendant is lying

Isen: judge isen now rules in favor of the plaintiff

John: i will break every bone in your body and eat your unborn children if you don't shut up

John: then i will remove your organs and hang them on my wall

John: then i will grind up your bones for my protein shake 😈

Sera: .... john calm down

Isen: 🫣

Blyke: 😨

Isen: *confused and terrified screaming*

Blyke: *unholy screech*

Remi: Relax, John. I believe you.

John: bless you remi

Blyke: i bet john moans an awful lot 🤔

Isen: he did when i threw blyke through the wall after he WRECKED MY PEN 😤

Sera: he's had that since then?????

Sera: damn john go see a doctor

John: .......

John: sera i'm sorry but

John: respecftully stfu

John: *respectfully

Sera: spell it right first and i will

Blyke: ooooooooooooh

Isen: repent john!

John: wUt

Isen: idk ask sera

John: sera?

Sera: buy me double the boba next week

John: okey wheelio's the dealio

Isen: wtf

Remi: lol i'm taking that, thx john

John: sure np

Asslo: Shut up, I'm in class.

Blyke: class is for losers

Asslo: So don't complain about your failing grades.

Sera: damn ouch asslo which side of the bed did u wake up on?

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