then the red M&M passionately leaned in, his hot breath caressing against shadow the hedgehog's face
"bada-ba-ba-ba, I'm loving it" he says in the Mcdonald's jingles tune
"You know I can't do this, the baby is due soon" shadow says, pointing with a comically large realistic gloved hand towards his pregnant belly The red M&M takes him by the hand, leading him into the Applebee's bathroom
"I know, that's why I've prepared in advance" they open the bathroom door and see-
It was Alf from the hit 1986 TV sitcom ALF, he was a world-famous doctor, nurse, drug dealer, musician, actor, plumber, handyman, and overall cool guy
"My name is Alf, I'm here to assist you in childbirth" It brought a tear to shadows eye
"Don't worry bby gurl, I got a professional" the red M&M spoke with confidence, flexing his ultra hyper muscles
"My name is Alf, now pls sit in the kiddy pool" Alf spoke, filling an obviously poor-quality kiddy pool with water from the Applebees bathroom sink through a series of straws hastily taped together. Shadow prepares for a water birth by laying in the pool, crossing his uncanny realistic fingers, praying, and turning on his favorite Nickleback song
"My name is Alf, now push and breathe in" Alf reaches into Shadow's Vag-enis to grab the unborn child
a flush of a toilet is heard,
A normal ass human woman walks out of one of the bathrooms stalls"😭" and leaves
"...how the fuck did you speak an emoji?" the red M&M responds
"I AM BIRTHING A CHILD OW OOF OUCHIE THIS HURTS MORE THAN LOOSING IN A GAME OF APEX LEGENDS" shadow cries as the child comes out
"My name is Alf and... it's an abomination! congratulations shadow and M&M, you're fathers"
they both cry tears of joy this was the second best day of their lives, right behind making out at the alter at the Kardashians (yes all of them) wedding"I'm gonna name you... Hillbert qwothort the 3rd the 1st" shadow says
"... thats dumb as hell what- i- no-" the M&M says
"did you give birth through your Vag-enis? no? okay now stop talking"
shadow says
shadow places the child in the bathroom sink
"Okay wanna post-birth smash?" shadow says "Omfg yes" M&M says"
My name is Alf, and I'm joining in as well"
then they all smash in the Applebee's bathroom stall while the child drinks water from the sink
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Shadow the hedgehog gives birth in an Applebee's
HumorAfter a recent affair with the red M&M, shadow the hedgehog has found himself pregnant and he's due to give birth soon, fortunately, The red M&M knows just the guy. This story uses copyrighted characters such as shadow the hedgehog, Alf, and M&M's w...
