The Good, The Bad, And Everything In Between - DISCONTINUED

Gay Chicken

AU (no superpowers/no superheroes)

Mainly Ironstrange, with spiderson at the end

Category: fluff. Pure fluff

Tony Stark POV

*That Stupid Genius has changed the chat name to The sad, lonely fucks of the school*

Could Definitely Be An Assassin:
Hey, not all of us are sad and lonely,
you're just special, Stark
😁❤️

That Stupid Genius:
Touching words, Tasha.
Warms my heart

Weirdly Good At Archery:
I don't know, Nat.
I have to agree with Tony
We're all pretty sad and lonely

Could Definitely Be An Assassin:
Clint...there are over 10 people
on this group chat.
All of us are friends
We're not lonely

Weirdly Good At Archery:
HAH!
YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT
WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!

Cares WAY Too Much About America:
Careful, Clint.
Natasha is named that for a reason
Don't make her mad

That Stupid Genius:
🙄
Wow, Rogers.
Don't be so mean to Tasha
She's a softie at heart

Could Definitely Be An Assassin:
Careful, Tony

Crazy Cat Man:
I would indeed watch your
words, Stark

Science NERD:
Tony...I'm not going to save you
this time. Don't dig yourself
into another hole.

Thor...Like Thor From Mythology?:
FRIENDS!
WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER
THIS WEEKEND!
Also. Stark, Tasha, don't fight.
We're friends...not foes.

Fake Harry Potter:
You know, Thor does have
a point.
It's been ages since we've all
hung out together.

Platypus:
True. Summer started
3 weeks ago and we haven't
hung out at all.

Weirdly Good At Archery:
It's been
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
long

That Stupid Genius:
I'm sure my parents wouldn't mind
if we all came over to my place for
a slumber party.

Shakespeare Enthusiast:
I wish I could go, but Mobius
and I are going to see the movies
this weekend.
I shall have to find another time

Cares WAY Too Much About America:
I've actually been wanting to
introduce you guys to my
friend, Bucky.
He just moved here and is starting
school with us next year.

Could Definitely Be An Assassin:
Wait...the Bucky as in
Childhood friend Bucky?
As in...
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM BUCKY???
BRING HIM!!
We'll help set you guys up 😏

Cares WAY Too Much About America:
I don't have a crush on him
Not at all

Weirdly Good At Archery:
Right
And I don't have a crush on that guy
from gym

That Stupid Genius:
Which one?
Phil?

Science NERD:
It would be a lot of fun to get
together.
This weekend works for me