His dirty pick up line (NSFW)

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I'm sorry for this, attack me if you will but pls, I'm very sorry
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Hunter:

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Tech:

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Echo:

I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

Wrecker:

I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

Crosshair:

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Howzer:

What’s your favorite thing to eat in bed? After tonight, it’ll be your second favorite thing.

Rex:

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Gregor:

Hey, spell "me". (You: okay? M-E) You forgot the D. (You: there's no D in ME) Not yet ;)

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I am once again, very sorry for this

I was not in the right mind at all

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 31, 2022 ⏰

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