TF Shattered Glass: COCOMELON [DISCONTINUED]

TF Shattered Glass: COCOMELON - S01 Ch03

--Start S01 Ch03--

1,500 Cybertron years later

Plasma: Patrolling boring ass shit again

Shockwave: Plasma I need your assistance.

Plasma: Sorry, I'm busy. No, I'm not. WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP ON?

Shockwave: Ah- Scrolling through a comp

Soundwave: What're you looking for? Magically appears behind him

Shockwave: WTF- WHY IS EVERYONE TELEPORTING?! LEMME JUST DO STUFF IN PEACE!

Soundwave: Ignores his remark and looks at the comp Human stuff, aye?

Shockwave: ...They're interesting. Their community has so much trust in it. I know we could never.

Soundwave: We could. If those fucking Autobots didn't exist, maybe we'd have a chance.

Shockwave: Maybe.

Soundwave: Leans against Shockwave I'm boooooorrreeeed! Do something actually interesting.

Shockwave: Go play Uno with someone.

Soundwave: It's only fun when you do it because I always beat you. Turns off his comp for a moment Look. I'll show you something we can do. Searches up Soccer

Shockwave: Soccer? What is fun about kicking balls into a net?

Soundwave: Mhm.

Gadget: Excavating an Energon site Hopefully I get some Engex outta this-

Skyglider landed next to him, transforming from his alt mode

Skyglider: What's up Dumbass?

Gadget: Getting Energon to turn into Engex shit head

Skyglider laughed

Skyglider: Haven't changed a bit in the last couple years I, see?

Gadget: Looks like you haven't either.

Skyglider punched Gadget in the shoulder in a joking manner

Skyglider: Oh, shut the fuck up!

Gadget: laughs a bit Why don't you, bitch.

Callidus had snuck outside of the base and was flying around, scouting for Energon mines

Callidus locates an area her array claims to be full of Energon, and flies down to investigate

Calli: If they refuse to help me, then I'll help myself.

Calli activates her scanners and begins searching for the source of the signal

Calli: Just beyond this tunnel, it seems.

Calli locates a batch of Energon and begins extracting it, bridging it into a hidden room inside of her quarters

Callidus would be nervously rambling to herself, terrified of anyone discovering she was there

Callidus turns around

Calli: What was that-?

Calli looks around, before sighing and returning to her task

Quietly Calli: Stop being a paranoid little shit and get the job done, Callidus.

Callidus bridges herself back to base, and proceeds to wander the halls