(Author's Note: Imagine These Oneshots Which The Chuck E Cheese's Puppets)
(First MMBH Story That Doesn't Involve Bella B)
(In The Forest)
Helen: (Hunter Outfit) (Watching A Wolf Rat Raw Meat) Oh Boy Luckily Wolves Are Way Easier To Hunt Than That Crazy Rabbit (Opens Box Of Hunting Supplies) (Pull Out Fake Wooden Steak) (Puts Dynamite Timebomb Inside It) This Should Get Him (Giggles)
Mike Wolf: Hey Ms Chicky What Are You Up To
Helen: Oh You Know Cooking A Steak
Mike: A COOKED STEAK Wow Never Had Cooked Meat
Helen: I'll Let You Eat In Peace (Walks Away)
Mike: (Starts Chewing Steak) (Swallows It) Yum Crunchy Too
Helen: (Hides Behind Rock) Any Second That Wolf Will Go-
Mike: (Appears Behind Her) BOOM That's What My Taste Buds Said When I Was Eating That Cooked Steak I Loved The Crunch And That Flavor Blew Me Away
Helen: Look At The Time I Better Get Going (Walks Away) (Jumps Into Bush)
Mike: (Walking Around Looking For Helen) Hey Ms Chicky Where Did You Go Your Cooked Steak Was The Bomb
Helen: (Pops Out Of Bush) That Wolf Gonna Blow Up Any Second
Mike: (Pops Out Of Bush) Seconds Thirds Fourth I Could Eat Cook Meat Until I Explode How Can I Repay Your Kindness Ms Chicky
Helen: Oh No (Runs Away) (Hide Behind Tree)
Mike: (Chops Down Tree) Maybe I Can Do Something Nice For You Like Any Tasks I Can Help You With
Helen: NOOO (Crushes Mike Wolf With Tree Trunk) I Gotta Get Away From That Wolf Before He Blows Up (Runs Into A Forest House Which Is Also Her Airbnb House) (Locks Door And Boards It Up)
Mike: Het Ms Chicky I Actually Own This Place (Pulls Out Phone) See Owned By Mike Wolf That's Me, I Know A Couple Of Recpies And There Dynamite
Helen: AHHHHHHHHH (Runs Upstairs)
Mike: Don't Worry Even Though I'm A Carnivore I Still Know A Couple Of Vegetarian Recipes
Helen: (Hides In Closet) (Starts Panting)
Mike: (Starts Massaging Her Shoulders)
Helen: Ohhhh That Feels Nice
Mike: You Sure Are Tense Ms Chicky A Massage Is The Best I Could Do
Helen: AHHHHHHHH (Runs Out Of Closet, Goes Downstairs) (Tries To Pull Boards Off)
Mike: Your Humility And Generosity Only Makes Me Feel More In Debt To You...PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU ANYTHING,ANYTHING
Helen: Anything Hmmm Hey Mike Can Jump Into The Sea Kill A Shark And Make Me A Shark Sandwhich
Mike: Coming Right Up (Runs Away)
Helen: Now's My Chance (Pull Out Mallet About To Smash Door)
Mike: (Appears Behing Her) On Shark Sandwhich, Took A Lot Of Wrestling
Helen: Um Thanks (Takes Bite Of Shark Sandwich) Yum Crunchy I Need To Was This Down With Uhhh...Billionaire Vodka You Know The Rarest Drink In The World Costs 3.7 Million Dollars
Mike: (Goes In Pantry, Pulls Out Gallon Of Billionaire Vodka) One Time I Try To Get A Gallon Of Water But They Ended Giving Me A Gallon Of Billonaire Vodka
Helen: (Giggles Nervously)
Mike: (Pours Her A Glass) Here You Go Ms Chicky (Helen's Gone Has Smashed Door With Mallet)
Helen: AHHHHHHH (Hijacks A Helicopter) (Flies It To Her House) (Changes Into Her Normal Clothes) (Flies Helicopters To Snowy Mountains) (Parachutes Down To A Log Cabin) (Runs Into Log Cabin) Phew (Starts Checking Behind Everything In The Cabin) Phew I Seriously Thought I Would Find That Annoying Wolf, Looks Like I'm Safe
Mike: (Comes Out Of Floor) Phew Glad I Dug A Tunnel Here A Few Weeks Ago, We Could Really Get To Know Each Other On A Getaway Just You And Me, Nowhere To Run, Nowhere To Hide
Helen: (FACE TURNS RED) ENOUGH THAT'S IT JUST CAUSE I DID ONE NICE THING DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE
Mike: Wait I Didn't Mean To-
Helen: I JUST WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE
Mike: (Starts Crying) But I Was Just Trying To Thank You
Helen: GET OUT LEAVE ME ALONE
Mike: Fine I Guess I Won't Return The Favor (Leaves Log Cabin)
Helen: Phew
Mike: (Opens Door) And You Alsi Have Your Crunchy Steak Back (Throws It At Her)
Helen: Uh Oh (Explosion Causing Helen To Lose All Her Feathers) Damm It (Turns To Ashes)
(Author's Note: For Now On Every MMBH Story Always Ends With The Member Or Members Being Turned To Ashes)
Mike: (Looks Back Into Log Cabin) Good Thing I Regurgitated The Steak Or Else It Would Have Been A Big Mis-Steak (Laughs
What Rockstar Era Animal Puppet Side Character Should MMBH Hunt Next And Which Member Or Members Should
