The Interrogation (Starring Bella B)

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(Author's Note: Imagine These Oneshots Which The Chuck E Cheese's Puppets)

Bella: (Tied To Chair) (Sleeping) (Gets Splashed With Water) AHHHHH THE CARROTS ARE ROTTING Oh It Just You Neighbor

Rockstar Helen: Hello BUNNY

Bella: Hola What Is It Neighbor

Helen: Don't Play Dumb We Both Know What This Is About

Bella: Uh Explosives

Helen: What NO

Bella: Passports

Helen: NOOO

Bella: AH HA LOITERING

Helen: NOOO Maybe This Will Refresh Your Memory (Throws Pictures Of Destroyed Vegetable Garden)

Bella: AHHH IT'S HORRIBLE

Helen: Now Talk What Do You See?

Bella: The Worst Vegetable Garden I've Ever Seen

Helen: WHAT NOOOO It's MY Vegetable Garden And What's Missing From It

Bella: Uh Garden Care

Helen: (Face Turns Red) NOOOOO MY VEGETABLES MY CARROTS, TOMATOES, POTATOES, CUCUMBERS, LETTUCE, CELERY, BASIL AND CABBAGE YOU STOLE THEM ADMIT IT

Bella: Nah No Era Yo

Helen: Oh You're Good Bunny A Tough Nut To Crack Lets See How Long You Last Under This  Baking Hot Lamp (Shines Light In Bella's Face) TELL ME YOU STOLE MY VEGETABLES BEFORE I BURN YOU WITH  THE BULB

Bella: (Barking) (Made A Dog Shadow Puppet) What Was That Amiga

Helen: OHHH BUNNY (Throws Lamp) (Slaps Bella) (Lamps Hits Her) OW I'm Gonna Make You Admit You Stole My Vegetables (Gets Hit Wit The Lamp Again) OW

Bella: I'm Sticking To My Story Amiga

Helen: (Plugs Suction Cups Into Bella's Face) Well Lets See How Your Story Holds Up Against My Polygraph Test

Bella: Your Poly What

Helen: My Polygraph Machine It's A Lie Detector If You Lie The Buzzer Will Go Off And I'll Give You A Beat Down State Your Name For The Record

Bella: Bellington Bunny

Helen: (Looks At Buzzer)

Bella: You Know Amiga That Pink And White Dress Really Looks Good On You (Buzzer Goes Off)

Helen: VERY FUNNY

Bella: No I Really Mean It (Buzzer Goes Off Again)

Helen: STOP THAT

Bella: I Also Really Like Your Hair What Type Of Hair Gel Do You Use? (Buzzer Goes Off Again)

Helen: STOP IT And Also The Best Type Of Hair Gel Online (Buzzer Goes Off Again)

Bella: I Bet The Boys Are All Over You (Buzzer Goes Off Again)

Helen: As A Matter Of Fact They Are (Buzzer Goes Off Again) (Face Turns Red) ENOUGH (Throws Table) Enough Games Time For The Hard Way

Bella: WAIT

Helen: What Is It

Bella: This Is Your First Time Interrogating Someone Right?

Helen: Yeah Why?

Bella: Well I Want To Teach You A Interrogation Method Called Good Cop Bad Cop

Helen: What's That

Bella: Well Let Me Show You (Spins Out Of Chair) (Spins Helen Into Chair) First Good Cop All Nice and Friendly Here Have Some Pie (Pulls Out Pie)

Helen: Ohhh Pie For Me (Gets Her Face Slammed Onto The Pie)

Bella: Then All Of A Sudden You Give Them The Bad Cop... WHERE ARE THE VEGETABLES YOU FILTHY RASCAL NOW I'M THE BAD COP SEE (Slaps Helen 2 Times)

Helen: (Starts Crying)

Bella: Don't Cry Amiga Here Have Some Ice Cream

Helen: Oh Really (Gets Her Face Slammed Onto The Ice Cream)

Bella: And That's Good Cop Bad Cop

Helen: Grrrrr (Breaks Out Of Chair) YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN YOU HISPANIC VEGETABLE THEIF YOU PULLED THE FEATHERS OVER MY EYES

Bella: It's Pulled The Wool Over Your Eyes

Helen: (Face Turns Red) ENOUGH (About To Strangle Bella) (Lamps Hits Her) Ow... Hey Bunny Want This Carrot

Bella: Uh Yeah

Helen: THEM ADMIT YOU STOLE MY VEGETABLES

Bella: Nah I Rather Have This Tomato

Helen: Wait How Did You Get That GIMME THAT (Snatches Tomato) (Tomato Turns Out To Be Bomb) Damn It

(Helen's House Blows Up)

Bella: Well Looks Like Helen Cracked The Case This Time (Giggles) (Starts Munching On A Potato)

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