(Author's Note: Imagine These Oneshots With The Chuck E Cheese's Puppets)
Rockstar Helen: (Uses Feather Unlock Chicken Coop) Finally Took Longer Than Usual (Heads Over To Jasper's Doghouse) What The Where Is He (Sees Note) What Is This (Reading Note) Hey Ms Helen I Have Left To A Dog Show With The Farmer (Rips Apart Note) Dang It Now What Can I Do For Fun I Have An Entire Farm To Myself But Nothing To Do Guess I'll Go Back To The Coop And Check To Make Sure None Of The Eggs Are Cracked
(Meanwhile)
Pilot: WERE GOING DOWN WE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD (Drops A Bunch Of Items Over The Farm) (One Of Those Items Being A Cage) (Cages Break)
Rockstar Munch: (Cracking His Bones) Man That Cage Was Uncomfortable Glad I'm Finally Out Of There (Crows Starts Pecking Him) Ow Stop Stop STOP (Eyes Turn Red) (Teeth Become Sharp) (Roars) (Panting) Ohhh (Sees Chicken Coop) Ohhh Chickens (Grabs Hen)
Helen: Hey What Do You Think Your Doing (Grabs Hen And Puts Her Down)
Munch: Chickens Me Eat
Helen: You Can't Be- Wait A Minute Tell You What I Can Teach How To Catch Chickens Comes On
(Few Moments Later)
Helen: (Hand Munch Paint Bucket And Brush) Alright The First Thing You Need To Learn Is Patience Make Sure You Have The Patience To Paint This Fence Up And Down Goes The Brush Cause It Stretch For 50 Miles Good Luck
Munch: (Starts Painting Fence) Up And Down Up And Down
Helen: That Should Keep That Chicken Thief Busy For A Long Time
Munch: (Grabs Another Hen) Chicken
Helen: WHAT THE (Grabs Hen And Puts Her Down) Weren't You Just Painting The Fence
Munch: (Points At Fence Already Painted)
(A Few Moments Earlier)
Munch: Up And Down Up And Down Ahh Too Slow (Turns Into A Tornado) (Paints The Fence All 50 Miles Of It)
(Back To Now) (Few Moments Later)
Helen: Alright I Want You To Replace All Of The Barn's Roof Tiles And They All Have To Have A Different Design (Walks Away) Now Way He Can Make All Those Roof Tiles Have A Different Design (Giggles)
Munch: (Holding A Pile Of Hens) Chickens
Helen: AHHH (Grabs Pile Of Hens) What About The Roof Tiles
Munch: (Points To Roof Tiles All Having A Different Design) Different Design
(Turns Out Earlier When The Plane Dropped The Load They Dropped A Bunch Roof Tiles With Different Design)
Helen: (Puts Down Pile Of Chickens) Let's Try Something Else
(Another Few Moments Later)
Helen: (Ties Powelines To Chicken Cardboard Cut Out) This Should Take Care Of That Monster Hey Look There's A Chicken Catch It
Munch: (Touch's It) Ow (Touches It Again) Ow Wooo (Keeps Touching It) Woo Woo Wooo
Helen: Dang It (Munch Is Now Biting It) Get That Thing Out If Your Mouth
Munch: (Takes Cardboard Cutout Out Of Mouth) Wooo
Helen: May Be This Isn't Giving Off Enough Power (Touches It) (Get Electrocuted Causing To Lose A Bunch Of Her Feather) (Weakly) Pick Up My Feathers And Let Try Something Else
(Time Skip)
Helen: Alright This Robot Should Finally Get Him Off My Farm And Away From the Girls (Puts Chicken Head On Robot) There We Go Hey Look At The Size Of This Chicken
Munch: Ohhhh Chicken (Runs At It) (Robot Punches Him) (Starts Beating Him Up)
Helen: (Controlling Robot) Welp Looks Like He Isn't Getting Past This One Anytime Soon Guess I'll Put The Robot On Auto Pilot
Munch: (Has Eaten Robot) Chicken
Helen: You Ate My Robot You Realize That Wasn't A Real Chicken A Authentic Chicken Has Feather And A Beak
Munch: Huh Chicken Big Chicken
Helen: Don't Get All Worked Up Now
Munch: (Roars) (Beats Up Helen Causing Her To Lose All Her Feathers)
Helen: Ow Ow Ow Ow Watch The Feathers
(Time Skip)
Munch: (Dragging Helen By The Leg) Me Catch Chicken, Catch Big Chicken
Helen: (Weakly) I'm A Hen Get It Right (Passes Out)
