Jon x Eduardo oneshots

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[ Stripper!Jon x Eduardo || Stripper Jon au ]
(( Tord and Eduardo are Friends!! in my Hc! ))
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Eduardo's Pov:

Okay, okay! Are you Sure I should go in there? This..isn't a Women's strip club.. is it?

"Yup! No women, All men!"
Tord widens his smiles as he looks up, pointing at the sign of the strip club, having me take a glance at it.

...
Yeah,, no. I'm going home..

"No No No! Wait!!...
what if I told you that there's a certain..Man in there that I Feel like you'd enjoy.~"
Tord roughly pats me on the back, giving me a small chuckle.

Tord- I'm Not even into any men currently, let alone a women for fuck sakes-

"Yeah, ha! for now!
Let's get you in there, ya? You wanted to hang out together as men so let's go in there Like Men!"

Ay! Would ya stop Pushin me?! I'm going! I'm going! Jesus!
You're buying me my drinks for this!

"Yeah, yeah! Let's go! I'm gonna have a Blast!"

yeah, You!-
I'm not even sure what I'll even do here. Why did You even want me to come to this place? It's a Men's strip club-?

"Well one of the reasons I'm here is Why I brought you here!
And the second reason is I just like seeing men being all sexy, is that so wrong?"

Coming out of Your mouth, pretty much. makes you sound weird as fuck.

"Oh, okay bitch, let's go- you're going too slow!"
Tord says a bit annoyed, as he begins to push me towards the entrance of the building.

No! No Tord wait!
Y-Ya know! I've never been to a- AYE!!?

"Get in there! Woo-Hoo!!!"
tord excitedly shouted as he pushes me through the big red curtains, making me fall on the floor in the process.

OkaY! Jesus- Shit!!
I sat myself upwards as I stood up, patted down my pants and ended up standing there kinda awkwardly.

okay..now what...?
I stand there for a moment as I try to process what I'm gonna end up doing from here. I began to sigh as I got a tad bit annoyed now

Well This is just damn Fantastic!
I'm stuck at a Gay bar and I have Literally No damn idea why tord brought me here?- didn't He need to show me something from here? What the fuck was it anyways!? he never even told me, his ass just ran off!

Ugh! Great! I might as well go follow him. I mean- I don't Have too, but I just Really wanna know Why he wanted to Specifically take me Here.

AYE! TORD! TORD WAIT FOR ME!!!
I collected my thoughts as I ran up to follow behind tord because I have No fucking idea where to go and what to do so I guess I'll hide behind him for now..

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Oh God! it's bright as Fuck in here!

"Yeah, it's always been like that but come on, take a seat!
What do you usually drink?"

Oh, well, I'm not really much of a drinker. I've been more of a cigarette guy, possibly some marijuana here and there.
I tend to smoke with jon sometimes, but that's not too important.. I think?

"Oh, Is that so? Jon smokes with you?"
tord begins a decent conversation with me as he orders his drinks, also ordering me a small shot since I didn't want much.