Yelling the last out. Babs hat pops of making her clench her face in horror 

Babs: Fired?

Then the room turns into a dark gray wall as she monologues 

Babs: Could this be the end for a habanero heroine, our enchilada enforcer, our lady sentinel of the sacred bean? No!

Shane: What?

Shane said popping from the side

Babs: nothing

He then goes and returns to monologuing

Babs: From here on out, I'll be the master of time management, the crusader of the clock, the expert of hours.

We then cut to her cutting a lettuce fastly while whistling. She then puts them in a pot not knowing behind her a bank robbery is going. She then noticed and stops whistling and sees the car

 Babs: Hmm, suspicious. 

sees a guy with a droopy panda head, horse and duck masks

Babs: Really suspicious.

They then take out and power up blasters with a familiar colours.

Babs: Extremely suspicious! 

They then enter the bank clearly robbing it

Babs: [gasps] I don't think those dudes are bank patrons at all! 

Shane was busy looking at a clipboard until Babs came in

Babs: Mr. O'Shaughnessy! Hey, hey! Mr. O...

Shane: What?

Babs: Bathroom break?

Shane: No.

Babs runs over to him and knees down like she's ready to go

Babs: [panting] Please!

Shane: Ugh. Two minutes. But one second later, and you are so fired

She then sets up a timer

Babs: Alarm. One minute 50. There. Plenty of time. 

She goes to the bathroom and comes out of the exit in her hero outfit. She appears above the sign of burrito bucket and uses her grapple gun. zip wiring to the bank. She peers through the window seeing the men ready to fire

Babs: I knew it. They're totally not bank patrons!

You: you think

She falls getting surprised from seeing you next to her.

Babs: y/n, where did you- No time! Gotta do something.

She then kicks the door and you come in ready.

Babs: Citizens of Metropolis, fear not, for Batgirl is here to put an end to this egregious evildoing.

She then does various poses

Babs: With supreme mastery of the martial arts, terrifically high-tech gadgetry and unshakable moral certitude, she will make short work of these buffoonish bank-robbing baddies!

Robber #2: Hey, who you calling buffoonish?

Babs: Give up now, you foolish fiends, you nefarious nimrods, for now is the time--

Then her watch beeps indicating she needs to get back and looks back at her hero job and real job

Babs: oh no

She doesn't know what to do. Until you stepped Infront of her

You: Batgirl, you can go back to your job. I'll deal with these punks

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