The Legend of CRINGE ~ Botw groupchat

I need to stop using so many emojis... PT. 1

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Mipha: Hrm? Who's editing the- URBOSA REVALI DARUK ZELDA LINK COME HERE RIGHT NOW

Urbosa: Girl, you just woke me up from a good sleep 😫😪😯

Revali: Oh yes, I think I know who did that 😏

Daruk: Who then??

Revali: The one who isn't here

Daruk: Oh! Sidon!

Zelda:🤦🏼‍♀️ Look in the chat history

Urbosa: 🍿

Sidon: Wasn't me.

Kogha: Neither was it me. 🍌

Daruk: OOOOHHHH

Urbosa: FINALLY 🤌🍿

Daruk: The doggos!

Kogha: WHY HYLIA-

Daruk: Oh. Mipha, I'm so sorry. I never knew how much it must hurt you, losing the one you love only to see him again once more a century later, but he only one memory, then not see him for nearly a year, then just pain and agony on his face, then finally seeing him again... oh, I'm so sorry...

Urbosa: Wow... just, wow... 🤏🍿

Revali: You have earned my new respect, for I never knew you were capable of such speech.

Kogha: Why.

Revali: That's it. I'm telling him. 👊😡✋

Mipha: Wait-

Revali: IT WAS THAT YIGA BLASTED LINK

Daruk: Oh... No...

Kogha: Woof, I did not expect that.

Daruk: WHY YOU USE DOGGOS!?!😡

Revali: Link, I'll give you therapy!

Zelda: Rest In Peace Link🪦

Urbosa:🪦

Revali:🪦

Daruk: 🪦

Kogha:🪦

Mipha:🪦

Sidon: 🪦

[Author: Wait why did Ravioli join in?]

Urbosa: I agree. 🤌

Revali: PLEASE NO-

Urbosa:👍

Revali: NOOOOOOOOOO-

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[5 hours later...]

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Revali: Finally... I had to use lemons to hook my Sheikah Slate up.

Daruk: Wait lemons exist now?🍋

Revali: Hey, Daruk! I see you hooked up your Sheikah to the power lines, too!

Daruk: Wait powerlines exist now?🤳🏽

Revali: I wonder when the others will regain internet.

Daruk: Wait internet exist now? I thought we had to use sheikah technology but even still we would have to use advanced tech like powerlines which we don't have and probably never will at least until we stop existing many eras later but that makes me wonder how all the guardians get controlled from one point far away and how there so synchronized and-X_X