Don't know why but Wind thought that Churro was his second dad (his first dad being Millenial obviously)
Wind: you need to follow the path
Churro: I don't want to follow the path
Churro: I wanna be a
Churro: CHEATER!
Wind: no, no, no-
Wind: cheater is bad. Dad
Churro: no, it's good
Wind: don't be a cheater
Wind: dont-
Wind: don't cheat on father Millenial
Churro: no, it's not that kind of-
Churro: it's not that kind of thing
Churro: you are...
Churro: it's a half...
Churro: yeah you're a HALF CHILD
Wind: I'm a half child???
Wind: whaddaya mean?
Churro: yeah so...
Churro: you're ADOPTED
Wind: *gasp*
Churro: I'm sorry that you had to find out this way
Churro: but you're adopted
Wind: *in a weird funny voice* I'm adopted?
Churro: yes but we love yo-
Churro: we both love you very much
Wind: *in a slightly more normal voice* I'm adopted???
Churro: yes
Wind: *intense crying/screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Churro: I'm sorry, I just-
Churro: no, don't be sad!
Wind: *weirder crying/screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Churro: don't be sad!
Churro: we chose-- we chose YOU!
Wind: *basically just crying now* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Churro: we chose you
Churro: oh please don't cry
Churro: please don't cry
Churro: we chose you-
Churro: we chose you separately
Wind: I'm adopted!!
Churro: it's not- it's not a bad thing
Wind: *even more crying* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Churro: you're adopted
Wind: *is just in shock*
Churro: I'm sorry that you had to find out this way
Churro: but.. You're adopted
Wind: I'm adopted?!
Churro: yes
Wind: *more crying* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Churro: no, don't be sad!
Churro: no, Wind..
Wind: FATHER MILLENIAL
Wind: FATHER MILLENIAL
Churro: you're not adopted
Churro: I'm just not your..
Churro: I'm not your real father
Churro: but Millenial's your real father
Churro: there you go
Churro: how 'bout that?
Churro: I'm your uncle!
Wind: :(
Wind: ok :D
Churro: Alright, it's time for a:
Churro: new era of uncle Churro
Wind: uncle dad! :D
Churro: *laughing* uncle dad???
Beeeeeep
Churro: I'm the best uncle in the world
Churro: I take my son..
Churro: I mean my nephew
Churro: golfing
Wind: so I'm your nephew
Wind: or your son
Wind: or what?
Wind: what am I
Wind: WHAT AM I?!
Churro: your..
Churro: my..
Churro: kohai!
Churro: ..But also my nephew
Wind: oh. Yeah
Wind: I'm your kohai
Wind: yeah
Wind: that's right
Churro: ..yeah
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RandomBecause got Sidetracked, bored, and yes Credit to whoever made the cover cause I sure didn't make it
