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Because got Sidetracked, bored, and yes Credit to whoever made the cover cause I sure didn't make it

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Appreciation for the underrated legendary's

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by TReadsAndWrite

by TReadsAndWrite

Timekeeper: this won't end well

Lychee: what

Tk: nothing

FS: oh, she lying

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ananas: there is one thing worse than a cookie

FS: "being a"?

Ananas: no- *realized that FS was in the room the intire time*

Ananas: oh, hey Fire

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lotus: I need you to swear-

Lychee: FUCK

Lotus: -as in promise *holds back laugh*

Lychee: oh....

Lychee: fuck.....

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Millennial: maybe we should be their friend!

Lotus and Lychee: HA! No

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Attempt 1

FS and Lychee: MCDONALD'S

Pitaya: there's food at home

Lychee: I hate this fucking family

Attempt 2

FS and Lychee: MCDONALD'S

Ananas: hi, how may I help you?

FS and Lychee: YAAAAA

Dark Enchantress: one black coffee

FS and Lychee: NOooOoOoooOOooOoOOo

Attempt 3

FS and Lychee: MCDONALD'S

FS, Lychee, Millennial: MCDONALD'S

FS, Lychee, Millennial: YEAH

(+Bonus)

Wind Archer: *knocks on the McDonald's window*

Wind: father-

Wind: father help me

FS: hey guys?

Millennial: yes Fire?

FS: do you hear that?

Lychee: hear what?

FS: uh-

FS: you know what-

FS: never mind

Lychee: probably just the wind

Millennial: actually now that I'm thinking about it

Millennial: I think I forgot something

Tk: well if ya forgot about it then it isn't important

Meanwhile

DE: damn

DE: it's a good thing Millennial forgot about Wind

Night Raven: Darkness shall devour everything!

Tk: that's rough buddy