"Whaaaaaa?" Pitaya questioned Ananas just sighed
"As I said I'm adopting Mango" Ananas stated "do you also have no brain cells?" They added
"Waht- no! , first, I do have brain cellsss and ssecond why though?" Pitaya questioned "huh?"
"I mean why are you adopting Mango, I never knew you wanted to be a parent" Pitaya explained
"Yea, I didn't expect myself to adopt a kid" Ananas admitted "but I'm also just joining you and Lotus" they added
"Like, you have Fire Spirit and Lotus has hydrangea so now I have Mango" Ananas explained
"Does this make Mango my cousin now?" Fire Spirit asked popping up out of nowhere
"I guessss sso?" Pitaya said unsure if Mango was now Fire Spirit's cousin or not
"Let's just say Mango is your cousin for now" Ananas said patting Fs's head
Meanwhile
"What the- WHAT THE FUCK!? what happened!?" Purple Yam asked seeing his friend
"I-i don't know myself" Milk said unsure of how he ended up stuck on the wall with some super sticky glue attaching his back to the wall
Yam was stunned to say the least until he got a plan but he needed a weapon strong enough to break a wall
Yam then started walking away to get the weapon
"Yam? Yam where are you going??? YAM DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE" Milk shouted
Dark Choco (who was spying on them) noticed some cement on Milk's back
Well throughout the day Dark Choco only had one supposedly important question which didn't get answered until 5 weeks later
Meanwhile
"Kiss, marry, kill? I feel like I've heard that before" Sea Fairy said
"That's because Fire suggested to play it like what a month ago? So why not play it now?" Dark Enchantress stated
"Without him?"
"Yup"
"Anyways Wind kiss, marry, kill?" Moonlight asked
"Uhh kiss Millennial on the cheek, marry uhhhhhhhhhh Fire?, and kill Dark Enchantress" the green guy said
"Marry Fire?" Lotus asked from the back of the room
"I'm sure if Pitaya heard that you would be dead by now Wind Archer" Lotus laughed Wind, now hiding in a corner sulked knowing it was true
"So what about you Sea Fairy? Kiss, marry, kill?" Millennial asked
"Hmm, kiss Moonlight, marry Moonlight, and kill whoever tries to hurt Moonlight" Sea said in a soft tone
"Awwwwwww so wholesome" Fire Spirit said standing at the door way with Ananas and Pitaya
Unknowingly to them the three were standing there for a while but thankfully for Wind Pitaya didn't hear his turn
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RandomBecause got Sidetracked, bored, and yes Credit to whoever made the cover cause I sure didn't make it
