Fire And Devil: MAKIN OUR WAY DOWN TOWN
Fire And Devil: WITH A GLOCK
Fire And Devil: YOU ZOMBIES FINNA GET SHOT
*Gun noises*
Beep
Starfruit: here Pomegranate
Starfruit: a friendship bracelet
Pomegranate: Starfruit, the color of this "friendship bracelet" does not match the color palette of my clothing
Starfruit: you don't have to wear it...
Pomegranate: no, I'm gonna wear it forever
Pomegranate: fuck off
Beep
Moonlight: did you know putting the word "violently" in front of an action makes it even funnier
Millennial: *violently cries*
Lychee: *violently farts*
Lotus: *violently studies*
DE: *violently murders a cookie*
Wind: *violently worries about the last comment*
Fire: *violently blasts into the room*
Beep
Moonlight: *zoning out*
Millennial: Moonlight I need you to be straight _______ with me
Moonlight: Mill you know I can't do that
Millennial: huh?
Moonlight: you know I'm a Lesbian, I can't be straight
Everyone in the room: ....
Wind: he said "Moonlight I nee you to be straightforward with me" and then he asked you a question
Moonlight: oh
Beep
DE: I'm into dark humor
Pomegranate: *turns off the lights* would you like to hear a joke?
DE: damn
Beep
Hydrangea: I've been to jail once, it's not fun
Starfruit: you've been to jail?
Hydrangea: once, in monopoly
Beep
Aloe: oh no!
Aloe: my granola bar from lunch!
Aloe: run cyborg! *pushes Cyborg*
Cyborg: *runs upstairs*
Aloe: I'll be fine!
*Pancake, Apple, Chestnut, and other kids swarm around Aloe*
Peppermint: oh, snacks
Beep
*the words "will you marry me?" formed in the sky*
Moonlight: look behind you hun
*a clown ballon covers the "marry" part*
SF: no I will not clown face you
YOU ARE READING
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RandomBecause got Sidetracked, bored, and yes Credit to whoever made the cover cause I sure didn't make it
