Hello, my beautiful babies :)
I got a new idea for a chapter!
Today, I will be sharing some of my favorite pick-up lines because I'm helpful ;]
ALRIGHT
Let's get right into it~
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Pick-up Lines 101 with the simp 😎
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would have a dollar... because you never leave my mind.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Picasso was a pirate, right?
On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9. Because I'm the 1 you need.
Oh no, something's wrong with my phone! It doesn't have your number in it.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Are you a GPS? Because I'd be lost without you.
You should hold my hand in case I slip and waterfall for you. (would work best near a waterfall)
You're so gorgeous, even the leaves are falling for you.
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you!
Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
(When they ask the time) It's two-flirty and the date's with you and me
Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you're looking magically delicious!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Have you read Dr. Seuss? Because green eggs and damn!
Your body is about 65 percent water and I'm thirsty.
Are you a library book, because I'm checking you out!
I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring your own snacks.
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So, how was it?
Did you all get well educated? 😎
This chapter was a bit short, but I think it's the most useful one I have written so far lol
Make sure to use some of these! If not, memorize them like me 😈
I hope this chapter was fun for you guys to read, and I'm excited for next time!
Bye bye! Love ya 💜
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My Odd Existence (MOE)
RandomWhy not have a random book where I post about all of the random stuff that comes up¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ...and memes... ❤Now accepting oneshot & imagine requests!❤ [REQUEST STATUS: Open] That's all I have to say, so have a nice day, afternoon, or evening...
