its been a while

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Havent done this in forever lmao ANYWAYS- Lemme do this with some more up to date memes and TikToks :]

Branch: ✨𝑖𝑚 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑛𝑜𝑤✨

Poppy: Sit back down.

Branch: I'm sat.

[Trolls Official TikTok did this, so that must mean it works :'D]

Skip: *Holds up a lemon* When life gives you lemons..! Make like take the lemons back! *yeets the lemon* I don't need your damn lemons! Life does NOT give Skip The Zurro Dragon lemons!

Luna: ••• Please spare my life.

Poppy: Yo! What's up? Wanna have a slumber party tonight?

Barb: Dude, I don't wanna have a slumber party, I'm f-cking [it says 17 but insert Barb's age here cause I have no idea what it is]

Branch: *Standing in a doorway, in his bunny pajamas, holding Gary who was wearing a little night cap* Yeah I don't wanna have a slumbie either- *pouts*

Barb: *Cracking up*

Poppy: AWWWWW-

[TikTok- and also a reel somewhere apparently HAH-]

Me: *Watching holiday in harmony, and then see's the unicorn as Thrash's gift exchange*

Background Noise: "Peter... The horse is here..."

[This audio is from some despicable me movie idk which one but it was a trend once so Imma use it :3]

Branch: Woah, Woah, Woah! Hold the horses, who are you texting?

Rosealyn: No one? Just my friend Avery.

Branch: Avery? *Thinks on it* Is that a girls name or a boys name?

Rosealyn: Does it matter?

Branch: No! No! It doesn't matter 👹 UNLESS ITS A BOY 👹

[This is based off of an old TikTok of mine]

Pepper: do you know... the muffin man? [Skip]

Obsidian: the muffin man?

Pepper: the muffin man...

Obsidian: yes, I know the muffin man... who lives on drurey lane? [HOW TF TO YOU SPELL IT LMAO]

Pepper: Well... she's married to... the muffin man... *Points to a picture of Piper & Skip*

Obsidian: 👹tHe mUfFiN mAn?!👹

Pepper: THE MUFFIN MAN 😭

These are bad but oh well, hope you liked it LMAO. Bye ✨

And I removed one lol

-Skip

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