"r u dating anybody" asked Hawthorne
"idk if it's dating" said Jack
"Lmao u got no maidens" Hawthorne shouted
Jack angrily retorted "yes I do have maidens watch this" and he tackled Morrigan onto the couch in the smoking parlor and started to passionately make out with her.
"oh snap" said Hawthorne to his crusty toes
"Put those grippers away" said cadence, disgusted
"Lol totally saw this coming" lam said from behind them pointing to Morrigan and Jack aggressively assaulting each other's mouths
"like as an oracle or just being an observant queen" asked Arch
"yes"
"Ok boomer"
"your mom"
Anah screamed and flopped like a fish on the monopoly board
Francis ate some dirt and won first place in Mario kart
"Imagine being rosalina tho like eww" shrieked Hawthorne
"hrdjskjskjsk" garbled whatever unit member I missed
"POODLES"
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FanfictionI'll do pretty much everything (fluff, angst, ships) unless its, like, Jupiter x Morrigan then HELL NO I am a pretty new author tho so don't judge me :,)
