Avengers Texts

*screams*

[thor]

I DID NOT MAKE THE RULES

I JUST AGREE TO THEM

[tony]

wait a minute...

thor?

[thor]

YES MAN OF IRON

[tony]

go shave your face and cut your hair

[thor]

WHY

[tony]

just do it or no poptarts

[thor]

ON IT

[bruce]

what are you trying to get him to do?!

[tony]

you'll see...

[thor]

DO I USE THE IRON TO SHAVE MY FACE

[bucky]

steve go help him

[tony]

does steve even shave

is his skin even capable of producing hair

it's so soft

[steve]

I'M GROWING OUT MY BEARD, STARK. JUST WATCH.

[bucky]

remember when you tried to grow a stache and got a rash for a week because your soft skin couldn't handle it lmao

[steve]

BUCKY!!!

[natasha]

now that i think about it, steve's upper lip was strangely smooth

[tony]

?

[bucky]

?

[bruce]

?!?!?!

[clint]

how on earth would you know that

[steve]

i'm gonna go help thor now...

[bucky]

nat?!

[natasha]

yesss

[bucky]

YOU DID NOT

[natasha]

DID NOT WHAT

[bucky]

KISS

[natasha]

KISS WHO

[bucky]

KISSED STEVE

[natasha]

KISSED WHO

[bucky]

STEVE

[natasha]

DID WHAT

[bucky]

KISSED WHO

[natasha]

KISSED STEVE

ahhh

[bucky]

eyyy

[bruce]

nat

WHEN

[tony]

this is actually quite entertaindbfooznsfcjandjxiAksnczia

[bucky]

what happened tony? bruce hulked out on ya?

[tony]

NO

[bruce]

aha no

[tony]

GUYS GO LOOK AT THOR

[natasha]

OH MY

[bruce]

DEAR

[steve]

MY EYES ARE REJOICING

[clint]

HOLY MOTHER OF HOTNESS

[bucky]

AM I A GIRL

[thor]

IS MY APPEARANCE SUFFICIENT FOR A POPTART, SIR STARK?

[tony]

yes

take what you want

okay guys

he's right

hemsworth wins

[bruce]

agreed

[natasha]

oh yeah

[clint]

what a babe

[steve]

and his ARMS!!! *patriotic heart eyes*

[bucky]

AM I A GIRL