[tony]
so how do you guys like it?
[natasha]
eh
[clint]
it could be better
[steve]
are you kidding me?! it's awesome!
[tony]
i'm glad you guys like my new beach house!
[bruce]
yeah flo rida is the best
[tony]
bruce that's a rapper
[bruce]
what
oh
[bucky]
my head still hurts
[clint]
then stop sleepwalking
[bucky]
i was dizzy literally the whole plane ride here
[natasha]
stop complaining and just thank tony for the vacation
[tony]
no thanks needed
[bruce]
this conversation seems a bit quiet
where's thor?
[tony]
took away his phone
[steve]
that's kinda mean
[clint]
well he needed to
that guy is insane
[natasha]
be nice, clint! steve's right, thor deserves to be treated just like us.
[tony]
no
[steve]
TONYYY
[tony]
PEPPERONIII
go get a girlfriend
[steve]
go keep one
[thor]
L O L THE BURN :D
[tony]
alright who did it
[thor]
WHO DID WHAT
[clint]
it was steve, wasn't it?
[steve]
hey, don't blame me! i'm on the boardwalk getting ice cream, i don't even know where thor is!
[thor]
TRUE BROTHER
I AM AT THE WATER'S SANDY EDGE OF RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES
[tony]
you mean the beach
[thor]
YES
PLEASE JOIN ME
I SHALL BE EASY TO SPOT DUE TO THE REMOVAL OF MY SHIRT AND LARGE MUSCLES
[natasha]
asdfghkl
coming
[clint]
natashaaa
[natasha]
cliiint
[bruce]
r u srs
[natasha]
c'mon
asgardians are like 200% buffer than mortals
[steve]
what about me
[natasha]
what about you
[steve]
.-.
[bucky]
natasha wait
[natasha]
what
[bucky]
my metal arm is pretty buff ;)
[natasha]
bye
[bruce]
you guys scared her away
great
but no one's muscles compare to the other guy's
[clint]
yeah but in order to show those muscles, you have to turn into a green raging monster
[bucky]
and you almost killed us all like 4 times
this week
and it's monday
[bruce]
eh screw u
[thor]
JOIN US BROTHERS
THE WIDOW THAT IS BLACK HAS JOINED ME
WE ARE EASY TO SPOT
SHE IS ATTIRED IN THE TWO PIECE
[clint]
bye
[bruce]
see ya
[bucky]
i'm sold
[tony]
i'll beat y'all there
[steve]
wait!
[steve]
guys?
[steve]
c'mon!
[steve]
am i the only one that doesn't care about muscles or bikinis?!
[steve]
guys?
[steve]
:(
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FanfictionEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA
