Avengers Easter Egg Hunt

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this will be more like a stage play since i can't really type out actions in texting ;P

[tony]

hello miserable losers

[clint]

hello friend

[tony]

:)

it is time for the annual stark tower easter egg hunt

[natasha]

this is childish, stark.

[steve]

it seems fun to me!

[natasha]

of course it does

[tony]

okay so let's get started

no teaming

just find the freakin' eggs

[bucky]

can i join

[tony]

only if you don't screw it up

[bucky]

...yay.

[tony]

okay there's 100 eggs, now, go play.

*everybody runs off*

[steve]

*finds an egg in the couch cushions*

yay jellybeans!

*eats jellybeans*

[tony]

STEVE THERE'S 99 MORE EGGS STOP EATING

[steve]

wait what

[tony]

steve you're disqualified

[steve]

wait nuuuu

*steve runs to find more eggs*

[natasha]

well i still haven't found an egg yet

*tony throws an egg at natasha's head*

[natasha]

TONY YOU LITTLE-

*natasha jumps on tony, pins him down, and starts pulls on his hair*

[bruce]

*bruce walks around in the lab...
and hears distant screams from tony*

well that's pleasant

[tony]

*intense screaming*

[steve]

let him go! let him go!

[clint]

keep him down! keep him down!

[thor]

HALT!

*thor picks up natasha off of tony, who is breathing heavily on the ground*

*steve whimpers, hiding from behind the couch*

[tony]

wHAT JUST HAPPENED

*bruce walks into the room*

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