Groffy: I wanna swing like a whore in my chandelier on my chandelieeeer
Jazzy: it's always you with this bullshit everyday 🧐
Groffy: who shit in your cereal today
Anthony: y'all I think I wanna be a foot model 👉🏼👈🏼
jazzy: 🫥
Groffy: the baddie was too stunned to speak
Groffy: anywho now that I have someone's attention y'all haven't thought about what Daveed said
Jazzy: nope usually the stuff he says goes in one ear and out the next
Anthony: I just want somebody to support my dreams
Jazzy:.....you should be my personal stripper
Groffy: 🙃 what
Anthony: I don't dance for free honey
Jazzy: that's okay I got you baby
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Groffy: where did you get all that money from
Jazzy: a pimp never spills there secrets 🤷🏽♀️
Oak: do you ARSE eaters have any idea what time it is??
Anthony: time for me to put in my two weeks notice at my job
Oak: go the hell to sleep
Oak: NEEOW 😡
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Nicolette: here ye here ye!! I am finally back bitches
Ariana: ahhh nico I missed you, honesty thought about going to your house and kidnapping you
Nicolette: please come take me I've been home for too long
Pippa: AHHHH my bitch is back
Ariana: ☹️ I thought I was your bitch??
Pippa: I have multiple but y'all are top on my list
Jazzy: rise in shine 😁
Oak: stormy baby, you look just like mommy
Rafa: guess what it's count down time
Pippa:.....for what
Rafa: A thick &#-*@ named jasmine Cephas jones birthday
Ariana: ☺️ Almost time to celebrate her for blessing us with those hips
Jazzy: ariana stop it with that gay shit, I keep telling y'all this you keep on and y'all gone turn me out
Oak: then your resident bitch will be out of a relationship
Jazzy: he'll be ok
Jazzy: where is my wife and why is she not giving me my morning compliments 🧐
Nicolette: you are full of yourself
Jazzy: sthu it's cancer season ♋️♋️♋️♋️
Emmy: I'm here 7 days lefts bae
Jazzy: what are you gonna get me for my birthday 🫣
Emmy: what do you want
Daveed: for jasmine to back the fuck up
Jazzy: and here this nigga go, you know what I'm getting tired of your ass
Daveed: and I'm all up in that ass
Jazzy: 😨😠
Jazzy: somebody handle this fool before I hurt him
Daveed: I wake up to this every morning ha
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Oak: I can't believe y'all are fighting over my client, go fight over Rafa
Rafa: it would be well appreciated
Ariana: 😨 if anybody could turn you out it would be Emmy just saying
Daveed: 😠
Pippa: but she's right though
Daveed: alright that's enough of this shit
Jazzy: what you gonna do
[Daveed has muted 'jazzy']
Oak: 💀 that's foul
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Hamilcast texting
FanfictionThis is just some of the Hamilton cast members texting and I'm going to try and make the plots different from all the ones that I have read where they either made the group chat because they were in Hamilton or they were just meeting each other and...
