Oak:?? So
Sasha: ??
Leslie: why are you up at 5 am 🤔
Oak: cause I need a new job and my actors have not hit me back yet
Jazzy: omg stfu and go to sleep you ass eaters
Sasha: 🫣
Oak: watch your profanity 👀
Jazzy: eat a dick
Leslie: (collapses from disrespect) personally if that was me I wouldn't take that
Leslie: but that's just me 🤷🏾♂️
Sasha: oak can't you wait till later in the morning like 10??
Oak: aww look at Sasha being a problem solver
Oak: you are such an angle I'll do anything for you 😁
Sasha: 😊
Jazzy: GO TO SLEEEEEEP 🤬
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Anthony: wazzzuuupp 🤪
Groffy: hey bitches and bitchettes it's almost pride month
Ariana: YASSS I used to swing both ways but my chandelier is going in one position
My bitch: can somebody please change my name
Jazzy: don't ask us you gotta ask the one that gave you that name
Oak: EMMY MISS MAAM
Emmy: the baddies bitch has arrived and no 😁
Jazzy: my wife has spoken so stop asking bitch
Rafa: so this is what goes down on Issa groupchat
Leslie: pretty much
Oak: 😲 father of two how are you
Leslie: great oak just finished smoking some coke
Thayne: what in the hell you are going to jail
Jazzy: 🤔 what is the time cause y'all know you're starting to rhyme?
Rafa: oh my god this is what my little heart wants ahhh😫
My bitch: I feel so out of place
Sasha: you feel out of place??
Pippa: I wish y'all shut the hell up
Anthony: she's a 10 but she's always sleeping 🤔
Jazzy: 10!!
Oak: 9.5
Sasha: 10
Emmy: 10
Leslie: 10
Pippa: and I'm gorgeous af
Jazzy: PERIODDDTTTTT 🤬
Oak: anywho where are my stars
Rafa: 🤚🏻😁
Groffy: 🤚🏻🙄
Oak:......🧐
Oak: I know I had more than two stars where's my money maker
Sasha: 👀
Emmy: 🤚🏽🥲
Oak: 😁 ok I have a great idea
['my bitch' changed their name to 'Daveed']
Daveed: I didn't say you could take my girlfriend
Jazzy: umm that's my wife and she has her own say in what she wants to do thank you very much
Daveed: not for much longer 🫣
Pippa: what do you mean by that
Daveed: you'll see soon enough
Emmy: 🤭
Ariana: okay I am so confused
Anthony: no cap ari thought we lost you for a second
Ariana: lol
Groffy: I feel like we need nicknames for ourselves instead of our boring names
Leslie: I agree and Nicolette would too if she was awake
Jazzy: I can't wait till you let me see baby boy
Leslie: wit your potty mouth you will never lay a finger on my son
Jazzy: oh we gone see
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Oak: this has nothing to do with the conversation
Groffy: why does that look like me when I wake up hungover
Emmy: 🤭🤭
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Hamilcast texting
FanfictionThis is just some of the Hamilton cast members texting and I'm going to try and make the plots different from all the ones that I have read where they either made the group chat because they were in Hamilton or they were just meeting each other and...
