Nicolette: everybody guess what
Oak: your divorcing Leslie because when you met him you thought he was a women as well
Nicolette: no I don't like women like that
Groffy: it's been so long I've forgot about this chat
Jazzy: AHHHHH I just had the best wake up call ever
Daveed:..........
Ariana:............
Emmy: are you gonna tell us about it
Jazzy: sorry I don't fuck and tell
Oak: well you've failed horribly at that we now know what happened and that's is all the info I need a good day
pippa: I'm Sorry nico but what did you have to say
Nicolette: I'm pregnant bitches
Emmy: can I pls be an aunt 🙏🏽
jazzy: no have your own I'm the aunt
Emmy: you don't have to be aggressive about it 😒
Pippa: jazzy you can make your own as well, then I can be an aunt to all your children
Jazzy: didn't think about it that way ANTHONY
Anthony: sí
Jazzy: let's have a baby 😁
Anthony: que?
Jazzy: you heard me man
Anthony: me no hablo ingles
Oak: ik you Fukn lying
Ariana: oop
Emmy: excuse me sir who states he is dating me
Daveed:...........
Emmy:.............
Daveed:...........
Emmy: you bitch
Jazzy: Emmy will you take my hand in holy matrimony
Emmy: 😫 yes I would be happy to, can we have a baby?
Jazzy:....... Yes my love I can never say no to you
Emmy: pull up right now
Jazzy: you don't even have to drop the attie I already know where you at
Daveed: I didn't even answer
Jazzy: took to long can't keep a beautiful girl waiting
Ariana: anyway while this thruple sorts our there problems do you know the gender yet
Nicolette: no but that's why I was texting you disrespectful heathens to ask if you wanted to come
Emmy: only if I can help plan it
Nicolette: well now that you mention it I was just going to do a small house get together with a balloon so why not
Oak: I thought you were having your own baby?
Emmy: my baby daddies have problems they need to work out I'm just the oven
Groffy: either way the baby will be gorgeous with good looks
Pippa: look who came back to life
Groffy: your one to speak, bitch you been missing yourself
Ariana: kinda giving you'll float two but only people with a brain can understand that one
Anthony: what you trying to say
Oak: oh now you can speak English
Anthony: must be a malfunction in the system
Pippa: what your whore-o-metor
Nicolette: 😭
Ariana: 🥶
Oak: 😂
Anthony: ain't even gone cap that was good
Groffy: where's Leslie
Nicolette: putting together some furniture
Jasmine: I hope it ain't from IKEA cause that's just a rage waiting to happen
Anthony: believe me I've seen it
Jasmine: how they gone give me 24 screws when the damn dresser requires 32 it don't add up
Anthony: amor don't worry that's why god made task rabbit
Groffy: AHHHHHH AmOr I'm sorry I have to go take a cold shower
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Hamilcast texting
ספרות חובביםThis is just some of the Hamilton cast members texting and I'm going to try and make the plots different from all the ones that I have read where they either made the group chat because they were in Hamilton or they were just meeting each other and...
