NIJI CHAT & More [NIJISANJI EN Fanfic]

NICKNAMES

A/N. As i said this is just a few collection of scenes lingering in my tiny tiny brain and had nowhere to put them.

Cover art is not mine! Credits goes to the artists!
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In Nijisanji EN's group chat...

[Purple Niplet is online]

Purple Niplet: WTF? WHO CHANGE MY NAME?!??

[Fox Mom and Song Bird is online]

Fox Mom: Hey honey~

Song Bird: Hey bitch! Pomu changed our name

Purple Niplet: Why am i a Purple Niplet?!

Song Bird: Know what? I had an idea!

[Song Bird change Purple Niplet's name to Bitch #1]

Bitch #1: Wtf Enna

[Song Bird change her name to Bitch #2]

Fox Mom: Please tell me your not changing everyone's name to Bitch

Bitch #2: No, just me and Uki's

Bitch #1: Know what? This is better than Purple Niplet

[Kitty is online]

Kitty: WTF???

Bitch #2: Who are you?

Bitch #1: Alban

Kitty: Uki? Why is your name.. Nvm. Why am i Kitty?

Bitch #1: Pomu happened

Kitty: LOL, I want to change mine

[Rainy and Robot is online]

Bitch #2: Who tf is Rainy?

Rainy: Albaaaaannn~

Kitty: Sonnnnyyy~

Bitch #2: Nevermind

Robot: How dare.. I'm a cyborg not a robot

[Robot change his name to Legatus]

Legatus: Much better

Bitch #1: FuFu-chan~

Legatus: Oh! Uki! Didn't notice you with the name and i'm assuming that #2 is Enna?

Bitch #2: Bingo!

[Kitty change his name to NyA]

Bitch #2: That's basically the same, Alban

NyA: It's indirectly called plus it's cute

Rainy: I expect Moony, but why Rainy?

Fox Mom: Who knows what's running in Pomu's mind

Rainy: Oh! Hello Mom!

Fox Mom: Hi, baby~

[Charming and ShreK is online]

Fox Mom: ?????

Bitch #2: Who tf is ShreK?

Charming: Wait- Charming? as in Prince Charming from Shrek? UNPOG!