NIJI CHAT & More [NIJISANJI EN Fanfic]

COCKROACH

A/N. As i said this is just a few collection of scenes lingering in my tiny tiny brain and had nowhere to put them.

Cover art is not mine! Credits goes to the artists!

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In LUXIEM group chat...

[Mysta Rias is Online]

Mysta: SOMEBODY HELP!

[Ike Eveland and Shu Yamino is online]

Shu: ???

Ike: Mysta? What happened?

Mysta: Ike! Shu! Please come back home?

Shu: Why? What's wrong? I'm still with Uki.

Ike: The line at this grocery store is taking forever

Mysta: I'm stuck inside the bathroom!

Shu: Why are you in the bathroom? I thought you're cleaning the kitchen?

Mysta: I was but when i tried to move the boxes a bunch of cockroaches crawled out!

Ike: Okay, I'm going to buy a bunch of cockroach spray.

Shu: So your currently hiding inside the bathroom?

Mysta: Yes! There are some flying ones around and I am not about to play badminton with them!

Ike: Have you at least tried killing them?

Shu: Like crushing them with a slipper, shoe or anything?

Mysta: I tried but i saw how it looks with it's inside oozing out when i crushed it and it almost made me barfed.

Ike: I'm just grabbing all the spray that i could get my hands on.

Shu: I seriously questioned how you live your life before this

Mysta: Try saying that when it's you against the army of them

Ike: Is there no one at home?

Mysta: Luca is but he screamed on top of his lungs and left the house, i don't even know where he went to.

Ike: Where is Vox?

Shu: I heard from Uki that he's hanging out with Fulgur today

Ike: Oh god... Why do things kike this happens when Mysta is home alone?

Shu: At least it wasn't a robber, that would be serious

Mysta: and a cockroach isn't?!

Shu: You'll live..

Mysta: T_T

Ike: Fine, I'll hurry up and be on my way, Just stay put.

[Ike Eveland is offline]

Shu: I left already, I'll look for Luca and find his whereabouts.

Mysta: Okay! I'll wait for both of you!

Shu: Oh yeah, is there anything you want me to get before i go back? I'll drop by Alban's konbini.

Mysta: Oh, please buy me some ice cream, I think Luca also wants some cause he kept whining about it.

Shu: Okay, Anything else?

Mysta: Can you bring some Chlorine?

Shu: Chlorine? For what?

Mysta: To clean the floor where i crushed that cockroach.

Shu: .....

Mysta: .....

Shu: Okay?... Stay alive for the meantime, Mysta.

Mysta: What? What do you mean stay alive?

Shu: You know how our bathroom door have a slight space below it and we still didn't put a barrier on it?

Mysta: Yeah?

Shu: ....

Mysta: ????

[Shu Yamino is offline]

*After five minutes*

Mysta: Oh sh*t! Hell no! SHU YAMINOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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A/N. Just to let you guys know this book status will never be complete. Most of the stories would be random, sometimes weird depends on what's on my mind.

Other than that, you can disregard this since this is just purely for self-satisfactory heheh.

Otherwise, you are free to read!