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Natsuki: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Jenna: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Goh: In your pantry!
Natsuki: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Jenna: Is your friend here?
Natsuki, motioning to Ash: Yeah.
Jenna, to Ash: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Ash: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Ash: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Ash: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Ash, to Jenna and Goh: YOU BASTARDS
Jenna: YAAAAAAAAY!
Goh: THE PRESTIGE!

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