♯ mr sugar daddy

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shiggy
it's the government behind all this

you
bro 😭😭😭😭😭

you
shutcho bitch ass up what is you
even saying 😭😭😭😭

mal
he's trying to be inspirational 🥺🥺

amya
F for effort tbh 👍

dabi
wait yn are you not single

you
what where did that come from

dabi
cause you called me single

you
i said that like ten seconds
ago

you
why are you JUST now
processing that 😭😭😭

himiko
he's having a late reaction
give him a minute

jin
who did you think the handsome
fellow was on christmas

mal
right like they kissed right when
he was leaving

dabi
THEY DID???

you
dabi as my bestie im highly
disappointed

you
do you EVER listen to
what i say????

dabi
no

shiggy
LMFAOOOO

shiggy
same

lani
?????

shiggy
i mean.... um, #not relatable

you
anyways

you
yes the rumors are true

you
i am indeed dating mr. aizawa

himiko
have you met his daughter

dabi
wtf how old is this guy

shiggy
like 50

lani
WHAT 😭😭😭

you
IM 21???

you
WHY WOULD I DATE
A 50 YR OLD???

shiggy
i thought he was a sugar daddy????

lani
RIGHT

lani
i thought they was getting
the bag for us dawg

dabi
OKAY SO IM NOT CRAZY

dabi
i ain't think they was frl bruh

shiggy
yn... ur dating him FRL FRL????

you
YES???

shiggy
SAY YOU SWEAR 😭😭

jin
wait backtrack for min

jin
IS HE REALLY 50!???

jin
he looked abt 60 to me

you
WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭

amya
HELPPP UR SO SICKKK HE
WAS NOT RHAT YOUNG

himiko
no but seriously tho like that's pushing
it a little young tbh

himiko
he was at LEAST 70

you
he's 36....

mal
😬😬😬😬

shiggy
crickets...

dabi
yeah... ima leave...

you
LMFAOOO STOP

himiko
he's damn near croaking
in his sleep whatchu mean
he's 36???

you
you guys are soooo BAD

you
y'all willingly let that man into
this home thinking it was normal i
brought a sugar daddy with me

dabi
absolutely

lani
right i wouldn't bat a single eye
if shiggy or dabi brung a sugar
mommy or daddy

mal
shig wouldn't be able to pull a
sugar mommy

shiggy
i'm submissive AND breedable
i fit right in their criteria wym

jin
#same

mal
BYE 😭😭😭

you
IMA LEAVE

you
i'm having brunch with
mr sugar daddy rn

jin
YOU WERENT ECEN HIME??

dabi
WOWWWWW

amya
smh none of us are even out
of bed yet

himiko
#fakefriends

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