Tom's phone rings while he is marking things down on a map and he sees it is Maddie who's calling and he answers.
"Hey!"
"Hey!" Maddie says.
"Whatcha doing?"
Cut to California.
"Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel."
Cut to Green Hills.
"Ah, that sounds half fun. Hey, exciting stuff here. We had a power outage. The whole town went dark. It was like a sign telling me to get out of Dodge."
Cut back to California.
"Wade must have lost his mind."
Cut back to Green Hills.
"Yeah. And he does not have much to lose. How's your sister? Did she convince you to leave me yet?"
Cut back to California.
"No, but she did tell me to check your phone for dating apps."
Tails: He would never. I checked.
"I assumed you were gonna cheat on my sister."
"The only apps on my phone are the ones that came with it..."
Walters: And the OG app.
Tokoyami: What's OG.
Walters: Olive Garden.
"And the Olive Garden."
Walters: Called it.
Wade: Says the guy who bribed my friend with a gift card.
Izuku: For being the commander of a international organization, why do you give gift cards to a fine Italian restaurant.
Walters: It's my way of compensation, Midoriya.
Randal: Really.
Aven: It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
Walters: I know right.
Aven and Walters High Five.
Back to Maddie in Cali.
"Because when you're there..."
Back to Green Ac- I mean Hills.
"You're family." Hears a noise outside] No way." he looks out the window to his garage. The garbage cans have been knocked over. "The raccoons are back. And they are in for a surprise." He opens a drawer
Rachel's residence, day.
"Your surprise better not be my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry."
Back to Green Hills.
"And also, that's for bears."
Tom grabs the tranq gun and cocks it. "Good. Now I know it'll work."
"Tom!"
"I'm kidding. I'm just gonna use it to scare 'em. Possibly to death."
Back in Cali.
"Love you, honey. Bye!" Hangs up.
"Tom--"
Tom scoops a bit of cake on his finger and licks it before walking out to the garage.
Back in Cali.
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
Ochako: I'll release my friend Toga on you.
Rachel: Who?
Sonic has now climbed through the window and is inside Tom's garage, leaving dirt all over the workbench.
"Okay, I'm in." Sonic says as he gets down from the workbench and onto the floor. "With minimal damage to Donut Lord's property." He reaches into the satchel and pulls out a Ring "Here we go. It didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay! You're going to a safe world. A nice, safe world filled with mushrooms--mushrooms that'll be you only friends. That sounds awful, I can't do this! You have to do it. There's no other option." He takes a deep breath. "All right."
Sonic prepares to toss the ring when he hears the door to the garage barging open and he sees Tom pointing the tranquilizer gun and a flashlight while looking around.
"SFPD, pending background check! Paws in the air!" Tom says as he points the gun and flashlight at a stunned Sonic.
"Uh... meow?"
Todoroki: I said you're not a cat.
Kaminari: Like Big.
Aven slaps Kaminari
Aven: Stop referencing characters who haven't shown up yet.
"...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!"
Tom fires the tranq gun and a dart hits Sonic in his leg
"Ow!" As Sonic starts losing consciousness, he reads the words on Tom's shirt. ""San... Francisco"?" Sonic drops the Ring, and it opens up a portal to the sprawling streets of SF in the middle of the floor and a bewildered Tom watches while Sonic stumbles to the ground and drops his ring satchel through the portal, which lands on the roof of the Transamerica Building. The portal begins to close. "No..."
The portal is now closed, leaving an unconscious Sonic lying on the ground and Tom, still in shock at what he saw.
"What...?"
Sonic: I was once an adventurer like you... Then I took a tranq dart in the leg.
Everyone Laughs
Aven: Skyrim jokes aside.
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