Aven: I forgot to bring someone here.
A portal opens as Major Bennington enters
Robotnik: Why did you bring Major Nobody Cares.
Bennington: I can't be seen with this guy.
Aven: Sorry Major but I'm afraid he's staying
The military has set up a detachment at the baseball diamond and a large black truck, a red electronic eye adorning its hood, slowly pulls in, catching the attention of Major Bennington.
"What the..."
A fold-out staircase opens and sets up as Dr. Robotnik steps out of the truck, wearing heavy sunglasses and an all black suit with red trims on the inside, and he makes his way over to Bennington along with his assistant, Agent Stone. Robotnik approaches the major and takes his glasses off as the major warily puts a hand on his sidearm holster in case he needs it.
"Are you in charge here?"
"Yes, I am--"
"Nope!"
"My--"
"Wrong!"
"name--"
"I'm in charge!"
"is Major--"
"Me!"
"Ben--"
"I'm in charge. He says almost whispering, he then shows Bennington his badge that is being held by Agent Stone "You've never seen anything like this before. It says I'm the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys." Points upward "Allow me to clarify." He turns his head to the side while making a servo noise. "In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on a level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?" He walks away.
"The Doctor thinks you're basic."
"I'm initiating a sweep sequence." Presses some buttons on his glove control panel. "Ten miles in every direction should suffice." On the top of Robotnik's truck, his flying drones prepare to be dispatched. "Is he still looking at me funny?"
"Yes, he is."
"Tell him to stop or I'll pull up his search history."
"If you don't stop looking at the doctor, he'll take a closer look--"
"I'm not deaf." Bennington tells Stone
"And tell him his men report to me now. Blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah."
"Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize--"
"I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?"
"Benning--"
"Nobody cares!" Robotnik interrupts him. "Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares. You know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments." He walks up to Bennington and walks around him. "And nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level. Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert: she dies in the end. And she leaves a big creepy egg sac." He sees his drones flying around. "Ah, my babies! Ooh! Look at what came out of my egg sack! You know what I love about machines?" He turns to face the drones. "They do what they're told, they follow their programming! They don't need time off to get DRUUNK and put the boat in the water!" He then turns back to face everyone, pointing at Bennington. "Now, you do what you're told. Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss..." He opens his arms "and watch my machines do your job."
Bakugo: You are the Zenigata to Sonic's Lupin III.
Kaminari: I feel he made fun of me when I overuse my quirk.
A disgruntled Bennington walks away and Agent Stone turns to face Robotnik.
"Can you feel it, Stone?"
"I can feel it, Doctor."
"It's evolution, Stone." Robotnik says as he presses buttons on his gloves and clenches his fists. "It's evolution!!!"
The drones fly off into the distance. The flying drones spread out in the woods and fly through the trees scanning everything in their path. Each drone is equipped with a single red eye-like lens like the one on the truck. One scans a nearby rock. On the rock is a muddy shoe print. It shows a worn-out sole revealing clear hedgehog toeprints.
Back at his truck, Dr. Robotnik is watching and controlling the operation on a giant holographic screen. Agent Stone enters.
"Agent Stone?"
"Doctor."
"Do you see anything useful in this image?"
Robotnik shows Agent Stone the image of a shoe print
"Nothing at all, Doctor."
"Of course, you don't. Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks by the Native American Shadow Wolves." Robotnik is disappointed his assistant is a partial idiot. So he presses some buttons on the control panel and scoots back a little as the image now shows what looks like an unusual foot.
Sonic: You should be a pediatrist Eggman.
Everyone except Robotnik and Stone laugh.
"That's extraordinary." Stone says
"No. What's extraordinary is I've determined the exact height, weight, and spinal curvature of this creature, and my computer can't find a single match for it anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom. This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby bigfoot." Chuckling. "This guy is something else... entirely. Divert all search units to the sight of the footprint. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me."
The scene changes to the Woods. The military and the drones are searching the area while Sonic watches from a distance
"Okay, okay. Everything is fine. You played some baseball, got a little upset, lightning shot out of your butt, and now they're coming for you!" Sonic then speeds back to his tree trunk home. "All right, all right. Earth isn't safe anymore. Time for Plan B--Mushroomville. But I gotta take my stuff. Okay, essential items only." He zips around while packing. "Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, night-light. Funny hat. This half-eaten cantaloupe. Oh, my scented candle. My entire comic book collection. Beanbag chair. Can a beanbag chair fit in a backpack? No, no, no. Of course not. That's stupid. Okay, what else? The rings! The rings, yes, of course!" Wears a red backpack and holds the Ring satchel "Here we go. Ring time. Mushroom planet, here I come." As Sonic is about to toss the ring, he hears the dogs coming. "Oh, no! They're right outside! I gotta go somewhere else." Takes one last look at his home. "Goodbye, cave." Walks out.
Sonic: That was the second Wooooooorst day in my life! Apart from Pachcamac attacking me and Longclaw.
Knuckles: They thought she had the Master Emerald.
Izuku: Hmm. So Robotnik is a dick.
Bakugo: Nerd, I agree with you!
Robotnik: I see you realize how evil I really am.
Tom: It did get better.
Sonic: agree.
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