A mysterious runner leaving behind a trail of blue particles zooms past the Green Hills police car, with the radar gun indicating that the runner is going at a pace of 760 mph.
Sonic: Remember that Donut Lord.
Tom: Yeah
"What the?" Tom says as he hits the radar gun thinking it's broken. Tom then picked up a quill on the ground.
Robotnik: So that's how you found the quill, Thomas.
Everyone except Robotnik and Tom: this guy.
The Paramount logo appears except for it has rings then the Sega logo.
Everyone: Segaaaa!
Sonic is running through the forest in motion blur, where he finally rests at a cave which we assume is his rustic abode. The backdrop features various commodities including amongst others: a haphazardly placed stop sign, a disheveled bean bag chair, and a collection of sports running shoes Sonic goes to play a cassette, prompting the music to be set to "Gangsta's Paradise", a song by American rapper Coolio
Shoji: you listen to music.
Sero: Who do you listen to.
Sonic: Ramones, Queen, Ac Dc, ZZ Top, Wiz Khalifa, Ty Dolla $ign, Sueco the Child, Lil Yachty, Jelly Roll etc.
Sonic stretching on the road, electricity fizzles on his trademark custom red and white Puma Dare shoes.
"Gotta go fast." Sonic said.
He runs, prompting the same blue particles to trail behind as seen earlier. Sonic is running so fast that it reaches the point of creating a massive shockwave in the desert We cut to a resulting suburban blackout, and then a shot from the viewpoint of space featuring North American district lights blinkering out.
Sonic: that was me before I surprised Tom.
Izuku: You seemed pretty lonely.
Sonic: That's because I was. The only friends I had were myself.
Ochako: you have us now.
Momo: yeah.
Sonic: Thanks
A meeting of officials in the Pentagon
"Twenty minutes ago, an energy surge knocked out power across the entire Pacific Northwest." The head of the chiefs of staff says.
A military camp, and a large black truck approaching. The vehicle features a prominent red lens much akin to HAL-9000's signature eye.
"This needs someone who can figure out exactly what we're dealing with."
"You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting?"
The truck unloads a mechanical staircase.
"We have no choice."
Out steps the passenger, none other than Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik. He has a handlebar mustache.
"What the?"
"Are you in charge here?"
"Yes I a-"
"Nope!"
"My n-"
"Wrong!"
"Is ma-"
"I'm in charge! Allow me to clarify." Robotnik does a bizarre gesture akin to the hydraulic whir of a robot and stares off into the distance. "In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?" He walks off, as his assistant enters the scene.
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