"I'm Sonic, a little ball of super energy - in an EXTREMELY handsome package."
Sonic runs through what looks like a level from the games.
"On my planet, people were always after my powers, so I came to yours."
Knuckles: by people you mean the Echidna tribe.
Izuku: you're people and the owls were rivals for generations.
Bakugo: like Hobbs and Dom.
Sonic: you have the Fast saga in your world
Sonic rolls through a portal.
"It gets a little lonely, but that's ok." Sonic spends his time getting exercise and reading The Flash comics.
"I am living my best life on earth."
"whaaaaa! ow..."
"At the plate, Sonic! Sonic runs to another corner. At the pitcher's mount, also Sonic!" He then makes hand signs before returning to pitcher's mount. "Uh, I can't with that guy..."
Sonic hits the ball and begins running so fast he accidentally knocks out the power "Uh-oh."
Robotnik and Stone detect an anomaly. Tom enters the garage and finds Sonic.
"Uhhh..."
Sonic and Tom freak out as the Paramount logo and Sega logos appear with the song Supersonic by J.J Fadd
"Why are you hiding out in my garage?"
"They're coming for me! If they steal my power, they could conquer the universe! You have to help me!
"No I don't!"
"Please! It's life or death."
Robotnik exits his trailer.
"Good morning, my rural chum!"
"Mister...?"
"Dr. Robotnik."
The drone arms itself.
"I'm going to give you 5 seconds to tell me where it is."
Sonic shows up.
"Wait! Don't hurt him!"
Robotnik screams as Tom punches him in the face.
Mina: you could have falcon punched him.
"Road trip? WOO-HOO!"
"This can't be happening to me.
"OHMYGODSTOPTHECARRIGHTNOW!"
"What? Why?"
"The World's Largest Rubberband Ball? We gotta see it!"
"No, this is not some fun family road trip-"
"Eh. You're right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool though."
Sonic begins playing with a paddle ball.
Tom: how did you pay for the stuff from the gift shop.
Sonic: Spare change I keep in my left sock.
Everyone except Tom and Sonic: What the juice!
Izuku: that's so bruce.
the music changes to Blitzkrieg Bop by the Ramones as Robotnik scans Sonic's footprint. Then we see His operating system.
"Whatever this creature is, I'm going to uncover the source of it's power."
Robotnik then starts dancing like no one's watching. Agent Stone enters holding two coffee cups.
"AAHH!"
"I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk!"
"Of course I want a latte - I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!!!"
Stone: that's what I love about working with you Doctor.
Eggman: really. You love the fact that I love the way you make lattes.
Bakugo: get a room you two.
"We gotta lay low." Tom says as he throws a dart at the dartboard.
"Let me show you how it's done."
Sonic throws a bunch of darts but misses the board.
"So should we get out of here?"
"Yeah, time to go."
"I always wanted to do this!" Sonic slides like in the Dukes of Hazzard when Luke slides on the hood of the Charger.
"Nailed IT!"
"Uh-oh." Sonic jumps out of the truck and charges at the tank. "Here comes the boom."
"How are you not dead?"
"I have no idea!" Sonic dances in surprise.
"OOOHHH, GIVE ME A BIG FAT BREAK!"
Sonic runs from the evil Dr Robotnik as is being chased through the streets San Francisco.
"That was an illegal left, by the way."
A little drone fly's up to the truck.
"Aw, this one is cute, let's keep him!" The drone begins to laser cut the roof of the truck off.
"Whaaaaa! You got car insurance, right?"
The roof fly's off.
"AAAAHHH!"
Back in Green Hills, Robotnik fly's his prototype craft and arms it. As Sonic charges up his energy.
"Why would you throw your life away for this silly little alien?"
"Good time." After Sonic goes full rockstar on the motel room and cleans up.
"Because he's my friend."
Sonic gives Tom a high five.
"Woo-hoo!"
Sonic charges at Robotnik and then cut to a chase across the Great Wall of China.
"This is my power, and I'm using it to protect. my. friends."
The screen reads: Sonic The Hedgehog
"So. You're supposed to be Tom's best friend that he won't shut up about. Well I don't see the appeal."
Ozzy then proceeds to lick Sonic.
"That is very gross!"
The screen reads: In theaters February 14
Aven: Shall we begin
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Class 1-A + Sonic characters react to Sonic the Hedgehog movies
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