Eyeliner Daydreams Rodrick Heffley X Femreader

Chapter 3: Dark Necessities by The Red Hot Chili Peppers

It's around 8:30 when you wake up on Saturday morning, you figured you didn't have to get up too early because you knew the boys most definitely were not early risers

You put on your AirPods and play you hard rock playlist called I am mentally disturbed but I am vibing and head downstairs to the kitchen to see what's in the fridge

You look in and decide to make eggs and bacon because it will take the shortest amount of time and then you put on a pot of coffee

Once everything's done and plated you take a few sips of coffee and go upstairs to handle something personal before you wake everyone up

Last night it was hard for you to sleep and lately you've been having a hard time so you've been engaging in some not so responsible activities like snorting various opioids that you had left over from wisdom teeth removal and some that you stole from your mom

So you go to the guest room really quick still listening to your music and grab you compact mirror and a rolled up dollar bill you go to the bathroom so you can make sure there is no residue left and so you can put some water on your nose so it doesn't burn as bad

You go into the bathroom open the compact put it on the sink and make lines out of the powder with your finger nails since you didn't have a card and your fingernails were pretty long

Then you snort one line and right as you are snorting the second one the door swings open and rodrick sees you mid snort

"Oh my god, what the fuck Y/N"

"Don't you know how to knock dumbass"

You sniffle a little put your compact away and walk out the bathroom and wake up Greg and Rowley so Rodrick doesn't have time to ask you any questions

"Boys wake up breakfast is ready"

They yawn as you walk downstairs them following slowly behind you

Rodrick shoots you a "your in big trouble" look

And you shoot one back just as mean

Everyone starts eating you only made plates for them because you don't really eat in the mornings and after that interaction all you can handle is your cup of coffee

"So Y/N what was that upstairs"

"Not now Rodrick"

"Ok then I guess you won't mind if I sneak out tonight then"

"Rodrick you can't"

"And why not"

"Be-because Greg will tell on you"

"Yeah I will" Greg retorts in a snarky tone

"We are going to talk about this I'm not letting you off that easy"

"Ok fine" you say as you roll your eyes

"What are you guys talking about" Rowley asks innocently

You always liked Rowley and how sweet he was and when Greg was mean to him you always stood by his side so you didn't want him thinking anything bad about you

"Um me and Rodrick were arguing about who the best rock band is and I wanted to agree to disagree but he still wants to talk about it for some stupid reason"

"Well I think you should agree to disagree that's polite, at least that's what my mom says"

"See Rodrick, Rowley agrees with me"

"Whatever I'm going to my room"

"Ok"

"So guys what do you want to do today your mom said I can take you guys somewhere"