this book is a joke/srs
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Wario's musty ass was on tinder one day when he came across a hot babe strawberry called Mio
they fell in love but Mio doesn't know who Wario really is thanks to the fatass photoshopping his face on a muscular, tanned b...
(This takes place when wario downloaded tinder for the first time)
It was a mostly normal Monday afternoon "I hate mondays" said Wario in his usual grumpy mood while scrolling on his crusty phone made by his own company, he stopped scrolling to read the name of a popular dating app called Tinder. "Hmmm, maybe if I use this tinder thing, I'll make millions by scamming hot babes! And even get a babe in the process" he came up with his plan and downloaded tinder
His username was "Wariothepiggybank44" and his pfp picture was this:
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(I made this image hehe) And he really thought about his bio like the bin bag he is his bio was: "Hello there ladies and hot babes and if you want riches then come to daddy Wario for a quick kissy for some gold 😘😏"
Not even 4 minutes later he surprisingly, found a match
Her name was Mio and the moment they matched, Wario became hungry and messaged her right away like the devil he is
-"hey bbg"
-"Hello Wario, I'm Mio you're pretty hot ngl 🥵"
-"how about I prove these muscles are real in public my little strawbaby 😏"
-"YES DADDY 🥵😍😏🥰
-"meet me at the mushroom kingdom cafe tomorrow and I'll show you a good time.."
-"of course baby 🔥😘"
"WAHAHAHAHA! I tricked my first victim!" He celebrated in glee bouncing on his puke green armchair almost breaking it. (Not bc he's fat btw, his armchair is pretty old)
[mean while with Mio] "Woo! Look at me mommy I finally got a date! Cant wait to see his biceps in 4K detail! 😏" Mio quickly planned her outfit for tomorrow This is what she planned to wear for the date:
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(Ok but that dress is stunning tbh)
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Converse shoes bc she's not like other girls 😜😜😝😝😋😋😛😛
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Her fav necklace 😍😍 Tomorrow will be the best day of her life or she thought it would be..
To be continued... ——————————————————— [OH BOY ITS A/N TIME!!]
thanks for reading chapter one! I've never wrote something like this ever so feedback is appreciated. Also THIS IS SATIRE!!, I'm just working on this for fun. Don't take it seriously ok? See ya next chapter!
![[mean while with Mio]"Woo! Look at me mommy I finally got a date! Cant wait to see his biceps in 4K detail! 😏"Mio quickly planned her outfit for tomorrowThis is what she planned to wear for the date:](https://img.wattpad.com/0f02da5b909d058bc629b3f649f9d3b74abcdb7c/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f78516f7934422d6e4e42545a49413d3d2d313234373633343639382e313733646266366433383161646664633234353336343133303131312e6a7067?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
