Harry's New Wand + Marshmallow Murder

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" Okay..." Harry sits back down.

"We will be watching the traumatizing childhood video" Loki says.

"Oh, a great way to end before our 30 minute break" Harry rolls his eyes.

"Hold on before we continue. Why do you call it 7th year when we're technically looking for Horcruxes because of her sugar daddy?" Ron slowly looks at Bellatrix.

"You got that right" Bellatrix bites a Marshmallow.

"I don't know because I do and it's technically still book 7, number 7, year 7 in the franchise" Loki explains.

"Ok"

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* Marshmallow Conversing*

"You're telling me this was your Childhood" Pansy nods.

*Loki nods*

"That's w-"

"You had a lit childhood" Fred nods.

"Amazing" George claps.

"Weird," Pansy says.

" yeah, I can't believe it"

" That's pretty silly"

"Talking marshmallow's" Narcissa raises an eyebrow.

"That's cute" Ginny squeals.

"No,That's just weird" Draco says in disgust.

"Like If we told muggles that magic exists they would think we're weird" Ron says.

"But the muggles are weird," Bellatrix says.

"No, just different" Luna chimes in.

"This isn't a time for your ridiculous beliefs, Ms. Lovegood," Lucius hisses.

" Oh, it's such a nice day"

"Mine is going terrible" Harry rubs his forehead.

"Longest train ride yet" Hermione pats his shoulder.

"Yeah, It really is"

" eah, speak for yourself your not crammed in this bag"

"Somebody's cranky," Neville says.

"Why can't they just move?" Pansy scoffs.

"Laziness" Bellatrix says.

"Or, they can't just move because they don't have legs," Narcissa answers.

"Laziness, Cissy" Bellatrix tilts her head towards her "Laziness"

"Move over, Dude"

"Heated argument," Dumbledore says, eating a marshmallow.

"I have no words," McGonagall turns away.

"I want it toasted"

"Why don't you move over and stop being a fluffy face"

"Why do I feel like that's a marshmallow slur" Neville asks.

"Because it is," Luna suggests.

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