Dark Lord Funk

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" So, my lovelies" Loki  purrs " Were going to be watching a parody"

" What is this parody about" Harry asked.

" The Dark Lord" Loki replies in a menacing tone. 

" Please tell me more" Bellatrix leans in. 

" Their is this popular song, They just remixed it to Voldemort's lyrics" Loki says. 

" Oh" Bellatrix says disappointed. 

" Just enjoy" Loki sighs.

" Doh"

" That's me walking isn't it" Harry notices. 

" Who has more shabbier feet then that, Potter" Pansy laughed. 

" Weaselbee" Draco says. 

" Ok, correct but still" Pansy replies. 

" Harry Potter, the boy who lived. come to die" Voldemort says. 

" I mean he is clearly walking towards you" Ron shrugs. 

" AVADA KA-" 

" Nope, not in this Parody" Hermione shakes her head. 

" I disagree, Mudblood" Bellatrix says. 

"This wiz, I'm ice cold, I'm Voldemort, that white gold"

" That makeup is" Ginny starts to laugh. 

" It looks like him" Fred says. 

" That's the Important thing" George says. 

"This one for that H.P., says he hates me. But what can he do!?

" I can do many things" Harry snarls. 

" Many Things" Neville repeats. 

" Your a Child" Lucius glares at him. 

" and a Grandpa is beefing with a Child" Ginny sighs " That's more childish",

" Hold your tongue" Snape bellows. 

"Caught the kid, Boy who lived, Harry's outta luck"

" He isn't out of luck" Hermione growls. 

" This song doesn't make any sense" Ron shakes his head. 

" I think your taking the song too personally" Blaise speaks up. 

" They seriously are" Draco agrees. 

"With the Elder Wand, stop the chosen one. Maybe make a new horcrux!

" NO" Harry shouts. 

" Absolutely not" Luna states. 

"I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!). Call an Auror up to try and stop this man!"

" Basic  Aurors can't stop him" Narcissa comments. 

" We've gone so far in the war obviously not " McGonagall speaks up. 

" I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!) Make a headmaster retire man"

" I died" Dumbledore's eyes twitches. 

" He dove off the astronomy tower" Pansy says. 

" If retiring now equals murder then yea he did retire" George rolls his eyes. 

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